2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2306

Thoughtless in Seattle

"I'm back from my lobotomy..." he said absentmindedly. read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1852

Our three-year-old daughter, Jenna, was having trouble sleeping through the night, waking up because she was afraid. Each time as I re-tucked her into bed, I would remind her that Jesus was with her a... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3969

Prison Sentence

Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes but he told the warden he wasn't worried at all about serving his full term. The warden asked him why, since most prisoners immediately start planning how they... read more..

23 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

516

Cybersalt News - September 23, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As mentioned last week, Grandma Cybersalt and I helped greet a newcomer family at the airport last Thursday. They are now halfway through their mandatory 2 week COVID quara... read more..

22 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3469

Corner Mop

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "You won't be able to... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2091

Astronomical Disappointment

The junior high school teacher was giving his students a test on American history. One question was: "Who said, 'I regret that I have but one life to give to my country'?" A youngster answered, "Nat... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1699

Tattoos, Piercing, Parents, Kids

I couldn't help overhearing a man on a nearby phone call. "I know it's something you want," he said earnestly, "But I don't think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes for body piercing. As long... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3572

Happy Marriage

On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no 'I' in the word 'marria... read more..

22 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

729

Quote #2035

"This is our Father's world. This is a world of mystery, of beauty and pain and grace, of a layered story that is always larger than our own." - Ann Voskamp read more..

22 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

738

One-Liner #1598

Having a weird mom builds character.... read more..

19 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

890

Any Pie à la Mode Is My Kind of Pie

Choices are a very important part of our everyday life. I am what I am today because of choices I made yesterday. I would like to blame someone else, but the truth of the matter is, I am what I am bec... read more..

19 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

541

Cybersalt News - September 19, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! "Shout out" to Cybersaltine, April H. who sent me an email after last week's digest. She gave me a good laugh when she shared that it took a while for her to realize that ... read more..

18 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

777

Quote #2034

"How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you wi read more..

18 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

702

One-Liner #1597

My wife told me I was immature this morning; so I told her to get out of my fort!... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3002

Inferior Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashin... read more..

18 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2314

Living by a Thread

When I was young, my family was really poor. Everything I wore - socks, blouses, even handkerchiefs - had been darned over and over by my mother. I wasn't the smartest or the prettiest, but I sure wa... read more..

18 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2123

Learn to Write in the Sand

Two friends were walking through the desert. During the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything,... read more..

16 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3721

Gate Watching

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all... read more..

16 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

507

Cybersalt News - September 16, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's an exciting day at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I have a dentist appointment this morning, but that's not why. I also have a chiropractic appointment in the afternoon... read more..

15 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

643

Quote #2033

"A man who was merely a man and said the kind of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic on a level with the man who says he is a poached egg - or else he wo read more..

15 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

685

One-Liner #1596

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - K. Vonnegut... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2722

Environmental Study

California smog test: Can UCLA?... read more..

15 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1845

Frantic Writing

My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will. He said, "... read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3302

Size 8 Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, "But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half." "Just bring me a size eight." The sales ... read more..

12 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

893

Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack

I have learned that you don't miss something until it is gone. Unfortunately, sometimes, it's too late. Over six weeks ago, or was it nine months, I took my truck in for a regular checkup. I was goin... read more..

12 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - September 12, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The exciting news today is that there really isn't any exciting news to share with you today. Grandma Cybersalt and I have comfortably answered September's invitation to re... read more..

11 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

610

Quote #2032

I am a child of God. I am not what I wear, what I drive, or how much I weigh. - Unknown... read more..

11 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

716

One-Liner #1595

I always say "Thank you" to Alexa so that when the machines take over they know I'm nice.... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2173

Life in the Pits

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..

11 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1657

Thoughts of The Aging

Don't let anyone tell you you're getting old. Squash their toes with your rocker. Some people try to turn back their odometers ... not me ... I want people to know why I look like this. I've traveled... read more..