2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

15 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

584

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the world who are looking for help with their web pages, businesse... read more..

14 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

782

Quote #2024

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein read more..

14 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

778

One-Liner #1587

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon - I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.... read more..

14 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3778

Nurses at the Gate

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2176

Poll Sadness

“I saw the man remove my ballot from the box," said Tom devotedly.... read more..

14 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2653

Complacency

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." Then he added... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3722

Bare Bones Moving

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of ... read more..

11 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1108

Why Do I Have So Many Toes?

I must confess that I'm not always obvious to everything that is before me. I admit I miss a lot of things set before me. I don’t do this intentionally. For example, sometimes, when I come home from ... read more..

11 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

526

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first time since March of 2020. I realize that's an odd way of say... read more..

10 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

1900

Quote #2023

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows." - Helen Keller read more..

10 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

789

One-Liner #1586

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password; we'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2128

Face Plantain

The time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? 1 bananosecond... read more..

10 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1835

Memory, Organization, Routine

It seems like every time our piano tuner John comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think ... read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3080

Environ-mental

My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Ann made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. "As an environm... read more..

08 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4629

Real World

Recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance. "If you got married," teased his friend Brad, "the pr... read more..

08 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

554

Cybersalt News - July 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's video share is a news story from my neck of the woods. We live on the coast of the Salish where there are two types of orca (killer whales) swim around. There are ... read more..

07 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

712

Quote #2022

"Sometimes you won't know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory." - Dr. Seuss read more..

07 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

764

One-Liner #1585

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen; he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.... read more..

07 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2133

Bragging Rights

In his book, Sled Driver, SR-71 Blackbird pilot Brian Shul writes: I'll always remember a certain radio exchange that occurred one day as Walt (my back-seater) and I were screaming across Southern Ca... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3395

Fish Heads

A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies... read more..

07 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2133

Deficit Interest

“You know you are broke when you can’t even pay attention.”... read more..

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

04 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

951

I May Be a Knucklehead, but I'm Not Insane

Nobody is perfect except maybe the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage comes close. I've never caught her in some imperfection, or if I had, nobody would know it from me. There is such an obsession t... read more..

04 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

581

Cybersalt News - July 4, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and happy 4th of July to our US subscribers! The "new" news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Grandma Cybersalt and I got our second vaccination yesterday. Back in... read more..

03 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

735

Quote #2021

"I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom." - Bob Dylan read more..

03 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

852

One-Liner #1584

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "Thank you" is all I need, not all this, "How did you get in my house" nonsense.... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3154

ID Card

The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated ... read more..

03 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3421

Anthem Pun

When young José, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a ... read more..

03 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1699

Consideration

Flying home after visiting her daughter in England, a woman arranged to have her husband meet her plane at the Vancouver, B.C., airport. This meant a stop at the border crossing between the United Sta... read more..

01 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

549

Cybersalt News - July 1, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week's PearlyGates joke (www.cybersalt.org/pearly-gates-jokes/stamp-quality) was about Stalin complaining about the quality of a stamp bearing his image. Thanks to sub... read more..

30 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

745

Quote #2020

"I am struck by how sharing our weakness and difficulties is more nourishing to others than sharing our qualities and successes." - Jean Vanier read more..