2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

13 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1068

It’s My Tongue, I’ll Wag It If I Want To

Like everybody else, I have my share of trouble. It’s not that I want to get into trouble, but trouble always seems to be somewhere near where I am at the time. I regret that time when I was first int... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3215

Mommy Test

I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside an... read more..

10 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

577

Cybersalt News - June 10, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are wondering if anyone out there would like to help by making the Cleanguote graphics that go out in the Cybersalt Digest? If you are, drop me an e... read more..

09 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3802

Operations Conversation

Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here ... read more..

09 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

760

Quote #2015

"Challenges are what make life interesting. Overcoming them is what makes life meaningful." - Joshua J. Marine read more..

09 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1026

A Cobbler Nose the Answer

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? "A shoe."... read more..

09 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

849

One-Liner #1578

My going out clothes have missed me so much; I put them on yesterday and they hugged me so tightly I couldn't move!... read more..

09 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1762

Delegation

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates. Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agenc... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3088

Do You Have?

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note- books?" "Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out." The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well... read more..

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

06 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1010

To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call

One day this past week, I decided to stay home and catch up on a little bit of reading. It's not often that I take a day and not go to the office and just pander around the house. Sometimes it's neces... read more..

06 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

585

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! If the saying, "The best things in life are free" is true, kindness has to be one of the best things in life. It costs nothing to be kind to someone. Gentle words of encou... read more..

05 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

682

Quote #2014

"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..

05 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2702

Acceleration Factor

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..

05 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1934

Hebrews 9:27, Eternity, Life, Death

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3033

Birthday Wish

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..

05 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

734

One-Liner #1577

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..

03 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

575

Cybersalt News - June 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..

02 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6915

Beef Tongue

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..

02 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

642

Quote #2013

"The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook." - William James read more..

02 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2485

Test and Trial

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam. The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."... read more..

02 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1952

Introductions

One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out. She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and... read more..

02 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

796

One-Liner #1576

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright... read more..

Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work

02 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3026

Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've definitively figured out a way to get Gi read more..

30 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

902

Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage made a little slip. To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake. It is not always that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I do... read more..

30 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

576

Cybersalt News - May 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became a follower of Jesus in the fall of 1979, when I was 13. A ... read more..

29 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

718

Quote #2012

"Friendship always benefits. Love sometimes injures." - Seneca the Elder read more..

29 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

833

One-Liner #1575

Behind every successful working woman is an enormous pile of laundry!... read more..

29 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2368

Moral Compass

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left.”... read more..

29 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5846

Judging Others, Sharing

A woman was waiting at an airport one night. There were several long hours to wait for her flight. She hunted for reading in the airport's gift shop bought a big bag of cookies -- found a place ... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3594

Kangaroo Fence

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twent... read more..