2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

27 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

557

Cybersalt News - May 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially when other things you are forced to do become more complica... read more..

26 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3200

Scout Vision

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are u... read more..

26 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

733

Quote #2011

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." - Confucius read more..

26 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

740

One-Liner #1574

She has the personality of a dial tone.... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3138

Turtle Keeper

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his re... read more..

26 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2326

Processing Dregs

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.... read more..

26 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2425

Following the Crowd

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..

23 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

716

That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..

23 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

609

Cybersalt News - May 23, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirriam-Webster as, "of, relating to, or being an intermediate st... read more..

22 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

745

Quote #2010

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them." - Paulo Coelho read more..

22 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

686

One-Liner #1573

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.... read more..

22 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2062

Sorrow for This Pun

I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.... read more..

22 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1841

Promises

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2925

What a Teacher Means

What a teacher says and what he/she really means. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is... read more..

20 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

640

Cybersalt News - May 20, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..

19 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

1019

Quote #2009

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..

19 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3278

Clergy Application

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..

19 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

732

One-Liner #1572

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..

19 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2288

Found Your Keys

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..

19 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1985

Impartiality

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3269

Dream Woman

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

16 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

942

Something Seems to Be Missing

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..

16 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

542

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..

15 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

740

Quote #2008

"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..

15 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

680

One-Liner #1571

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..

15 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1982

Trophy Meal

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..

15 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1730

Spelling Eligible

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3562

Parts is Parts

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..

13 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

596

Cybersalt News - May 13, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..

12 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3335

Left Letter

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..