2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

12 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

770

Quote #2007

"Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places." - Garrison Keillor read more..

12 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

720

One-Liner #1570

More money is now spent amusing children than was spent on the education of their grandparents.... read more..

12 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2172

Ted Lawrence awakened from a deep sleep. What was that noise? He could have sworn he just heard music coming from somewhere. But that was impossible. He was alone in the house. There it was again, c... read more..

12 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2396

Barbers Don't Exist

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3561

Tap Away

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," se... read more..

09 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1094

A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short

I have always appreciated shortcuts in life. If I can find a shortcut, I will take it because time is valuable to me. I take pride in coming up with a shortcut that actually saves me time. Howeve... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

542

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, Dr. Harold McNabb had published a book, entitled "Spirit... read more..

08 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

665

Quote #2006

"Motherhood is never about training your children to be good so they won’t ever fall. It’s about letting them see you fall in love every day with a good God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

08 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

677

One-Liner #1569

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four to go, and twenty when you get back for the babysitter.... read more..

08 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2491

Rising Example

“Since I have the shape of a yeast roll, don't you think I would make a good roll model?” - Lawrence Brotherton... read more..

08 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1653

Real Mothers

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and hap... read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2474

Parenting Challenges

As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are ... read more..

06 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

557

Cybersalt News - May 6, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain in my right foot. I'll be honest, "Arthur" really delivered ... read more..

05 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3469

Passing Cries

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out... read more..

05 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

679

Quote #2005

"A preacher's life should be a commentary of his doctrine; his practice should be a counterpart of his sermons." - Thomas Brooks read more..

05 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

709

One-Liner #1568

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..

05 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2404

It's in the Mail

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..

05 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1722

Doctor Scream

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3268

Social Showdown

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..

03 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5329

Stamp Quality

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

02 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

951

What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters?

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..

02 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

526

Cybersalt News - May 2, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..

01 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1670

Stereotypes

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..

01 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2176

Butting Out

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. ~Steven Pearl... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3001

Order Debt

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a v... read more..

28 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

734

Quote #2004

A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..

28 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

668

One-Liner #1567

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

25 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1020

New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..

25 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

700

Cybersalt News - April 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..

24 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

1002

Quote #2003

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves." - Matt Kahn read more..