2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

24 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

720

One-Liner #1558

A dog's life wouldn't be too bad … all a dog has to worry about is the toilet seat falling on it's head.... read more..

21 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

930

Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble

For some reason, the last several weeks we have been getting many visitors at our door. I'm not sure if this is a general trend or if it is just our door. Some of them have been salesmen, religio... read more..

21 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

962

If It Was Up To Me

Fifty years ago, I was a teenager. Boy, do I miss those Days of Yore. It's not that I would like to relive them, but I was a much different person back then. As a teenager, I knew everything, an... read more..

21 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

590

Cybersalt News - March 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to spring or fall, depending on which hemisphere you live in! The video of my friend's funeral is now online on the Asleep In Christ website. This is a web site ... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3334

Ironic Call

One day an employee came into work with both of his ears bandaged. His boss asked him what happened to his ears. "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the i... read more..

20 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

755

Quote #1994

"Don't give up what you want most for what you want now." - Richard G. Scott read more..

20 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

683

One-Liner #1557

It's not a sin to be rich … it's a miracle!... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2450

Hidden Family

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.... read more..

20 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2087

God is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take on... read more..

18 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

558

Cybersalt News - March 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I want to thank everyone for your kind and caring words after I shared the news of my dear friend's passing. I did not fly back home for his service, but did deliver his eu... read more..

17 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

799

Quote #1993

If you wear your jeans five days in a row, they become all baggy and it looks like you're losing weight. Follow me for more quarantine life pro tips! read more..

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6546

Border Crossing

An elderly couple was crossing the Canadian border to go to their winter recluse in Florida. At the crossing they were stopped by an over-zealous border guard, on his first day at work. He... read more..

17 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

683

One-Liner #1556

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Fred Allen... read more..

17 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1870

Exercise, Inflation, Cost of Living

Americans are getting stronger. Sixty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2877

Strangest Recording

I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day. It said, "You have been connected to the correct department on the first try. This is against company policy. Please hang ... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

679

Nautical Advice

Never choose a first mate who takes the wind out of your sails.... read more..

14 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

883

Oh, the Daze of My Life

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives. ”I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’... read more..

14 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

532

Cybersalt News - March 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's news is going to be a bit disjointed because I am too. So, I'm just going to let things tumble out and I think I'll get to where I'm going anyway. First of all, I ... read more..

13 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

854

Quote #1992

"You may not always have a comfortable life and you will not always be able to solve all of the world's problems at once, but don't ever underestimate the importance you can have, because history ha read more..

13 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1731

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better ... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3488

Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute l... read more..

10 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

713

One-Liner #1555

You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgets your birthday.... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

810

Metering Authority

Give some people an inch and they think they're rulers.... read more..

07 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1036

A Divided House Makes a Happy Home

Never has our world been more divided than today. Politics, religion, sports and on and on I could go. For the most part, so many people think being divided is a negative thing. And for many people it... read more..

07 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

516

Cybersalt News - March 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't want to burst anyone's bubble today - but if I do, I think this is a good bubble to burst. And please note, this time I am going against Grandma Cybersalt's advice ... read more..

06 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

741

Quote #1991

"A man sees in the world what he carries in his heart." - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe read more..

06 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

726

One-Liner #1554

Pick a winner; anyone can pick a loser.... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3031

Ash Pile Update

Biblical newspaper headline: Job outlook dismal.... read more..

06 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1950

Stress Management

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranging from 2 to 5 pounds. The lecturer repli... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4338

Running Away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!" The father calmly ... read more..