2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

04 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

548

Cybersalt News - March 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I'm a little unsettled, this chicken Thursday. After giving chickens their own special day for years, I just heard that "Birds Aren't Real!" You can help me through this d... read more..

03 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

688

Quote #1990

"The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible." - Winston Churchill read more..

03 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7139

Fingernail Biting

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend ... read more..

03 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

638

One-Liner #1553

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

735

With Friends Like That

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. ... read more..

03 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2350

Warning Ticket

On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the flashing blue lights in my rearview mirror made me realize that I'd been over the limit. I handed the officer my... read more..

03 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3429

Helpless Creatures

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me." T... read more..

28 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

904

What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything?

If there's anybody that can be conned, it's Yours Truly. It's not so much that I'm stupid; I'm just naïve. I believe when somebody says something, they mean exactly what they say. So, if you can... read more..

28 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

521

Cybersalt News - February 28, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Last Wednesday I preached this morning. No I have not been drinking. My son-in-law pastors at Agincourt Baptist Church in Toronto and invited me to preach today. So I rec... read more..

27 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

1075

Quote #1989

"The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's what you're made of. Not the circumstances." - Mel Robbins read more..

27 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

764

One-Liner #1552

"If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

27 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2866

Wedding Dress Blues

When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day she tried it on for the first time I was sitting with Mother in the living room as Andrea descended the stairs.... read more..

27 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2230

Royal Conviction

“I heard they finally got King Midas - It was guild by association.”... read more..

27 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3742

Cheerful Giving

A mother wanted to teach her daughter a moral lesson. She gave the girl a quarter and a dollar for church. "Put whichever one you want in the collection plate and keep the other for yourself," she t... read more..

25 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3098

Died Owing

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery. Pausing before one gravestone he said, "There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to th... read more..

24 Feb

Chicken Humor

Pastor Tim

1125

Hard Working Roosters

Here's two Roosters who are super dedicated to their jobs! ... read more..

24 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

792

Quote #1988

"A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things." - Ralph Lauren read more..

24 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

785

One-Liner #1551

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2136

Vamparista

“If coffee were blood, I'd be Count Draculatte.”... read more..

24 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1659

Revelation

My wife's family and I were at a Harding University football game. Every time someone carried the ball or made a tackle, the announcer would broadcast who had made the play. Near the beginning of the... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4057

Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon... read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3432

Drug Shirt

My kindergarten-aged daughter suddenly announced just before school that she needed to take a clean tee shirt to class. She told us the teacher was going to iron an anti-drug message on it. My wife f... read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

553

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, D. McCordic for sharing a hilarious video of a rooster who is highly dedicated to his work! She shared the video with me through the Cybers... read more..

21 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1001

Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee

I must soberly confess that I have throughout my life given in to habits and rituals. I don't like saying that, but it is the truth. At this point, I don't know the difference between a habit and... read more..

21 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

581

Cybersalt News - February 21, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I often receive posts from persecuted Christians overseas (overseas from me, that is) regarding the most recent and terrible acts of violence carried out against their comm... read more..

20 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

785

Quote #1987

"There are two types of people ... those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are!" - Frederick L. Collins read more..

20 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3161

Misapplication

My son is the manager of a glass and window company and advertised in the paper for experienced glaziers. Since a good glass man is hard to find, he was pleased when a man who called about the job sa... read more..

20 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1972

Self-righteousness, Welcoming Others

One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very ... read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3962

Foreign Languages

A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asked. The two Aussies just stared at him. "Excu... read more..

20 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

631

One-Liner #1550

The trouble with opportunity is ... it always looks bigger going than coming.... read more..