2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #540

18 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3493

Phone Number Problem

Phone won't stop ringing? Here's what you do... Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did something about it. The brand-new $10 million Rib... read more..

18 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - February 18, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. There is so much going on around Cybersalt World Headquarters that there really isn't much news to report! OK, our new fireplace is not leaking natural gas anymore, so tec... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6309

Before and After Falling in Love

Before - You take my breath awayAfter - I feel like I'm suffocating B - She says she loves the way I take control of the situationA - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac B - Luc... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2576

Colonial Currency

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D.C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible," said the to... read more..

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

17 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1796

Positive Feedback, Praise, Encouragement

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of ... read more..

17 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

730

Quote #1986

"I walk around like everything's fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off." - Unknown read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

758

One-Liner #1549

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and the father of a large family!... read more..

14 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

510

Cybersalt News - February 14, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! As you will see from this picture, we got some rare snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this weekend. Living on the left coast of Canada means our winters are pretty mild ... read more..

14 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

940

The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest

This past week was one of the best weeks I've had in a long time. I got everything completed, as well as some overdue projects. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of having accom... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2161

Relationship Denial

I think my girlfriend's hallucinating. She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.... read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3093

If You Love Someone

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... if she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will ... read more..

13 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4493

Love vs. Obligation

A house is a house is a house-until love comes through the door, that is. And love intuitively goes around sprinkling that special extra that transforms a house into a very special home for very speci... read more..

13 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

819

Quote #1985

"Love is a springtime plant that perfumes everything with its hope, even the ruins to which it clings." - Gustave Flaubert read more..

13 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

721

One-Liner #1548

Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery... read more..

11 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2536

Devil Secret

Two youngsters were walking home from Sunday School, each deep in his own thoughts. Finally one said, "What do you think about all this devil business we studied today?" The other boy replie... read more..

11 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - February 11, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. I am part of Refugee Sponsorship group in a village next to our city. It's actually a nice little village, but they would never allow me to move there because they already ... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3224

Stand-by Wish

Listening to background music while on hold made her long for a chord- less phone.... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3494

Dusty Comeback

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom... read more..

10 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

709

Quote #1984

"Have enough courage to start and enough heart to finish." - Jessica N.S. Yourko read more..

10 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2138

The Ways of Love

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20s, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was du... read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

689

One-Liner #1547

Self-loathing: I hate intolerant people!... read more..

07 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - February 7, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I launched a new YouTube channel this week. Many of you know that I have been involved in the Joomla Community for many years. Joomla is a Content Management System (CMS) t... read more..

07 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

985

It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment

During holiday seasons, I enjoy indulging in special food. My favorite during this time of year is the Shoofly Pie. Nothing hits the spot quite like this. Although the Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3241

Price of Oranges

Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighborhood. She approached the vendor and asked, "How much are these oranges?" "Two for a dollar," answered the vendor. "How much is just one?"... read more..

06 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

748

Quote #1983

"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett read more..

06 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2521

Looking for a King

An unemployed jester is nobody's fool.... read more..

06 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2057

Surprises

My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My Biggest Surprise." Not until the end of the school year did we see Marina's work. It read: "I got up this morni... read more..

06 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

644

One-Liner #1546

The LORD giveth and the government taketh away.... read more..

04 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

526

Cybersalt News - February 4, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Ooops! After working all night on a project for a client I decided 5:50am would be a good time to finally go to bed - and then I realized I hadn't sent today's mailing... read more..

04 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2793

Goobers in the Ditch

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two goobers were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the... read more..