2021 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

03 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

806

Quote #1982

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Mae West read more..

03 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

708

One-Liner #1545

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2352

Odds Statement

"I'm going to win," said Bette. read more..

03 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1768

When we put our house up for sale, I stressed emphatically that my sons make their beds each morning. I left for work before they left for school, and I wanted to be sure that the house looked present... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2944

Emergency Visit

A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my h... read more..

31 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1033

Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug?

As far back as I can remember, every time I would leave the house,the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage would say, "Be careful. Drive safely."It’s as though she doesn’t think I could drive carefully ... read more..

31 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

541

Cybersalt News - January 31, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Growing up, most of us were probably told not to judge a book by its cover. Apparently that wisdom also applies to continents! Now, I'm not talking about Australia, which ... read more..

30 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

686

One-Liner #1544

Middle Age: When a broad mind and a narrow waist change places.... read more..

30 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

863

Quote #1981

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." - Marcel Proust read more..

30 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2290

Casual Perspective

When the news anchor reported the headlines of the day, he was nattily attired in a crisp grey suit, but whenever he broadcast an opinion piece, he insisted on wearing his bathrobe on the air because ... read more..

30 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2115

The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

1) Just one God. 2) Honor yer Ma & Pa. 3) No telling tales or gossipin'. 4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting. 5) Put nothin' before God. 6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal. 7) No k read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3134

Commercial Reward

After breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much... read more..

27 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

557

Cybersalt News - January 28, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Just over 3 weeks ago, when we were all really distracted by another news story on January 6th, an event took place that demands Chicken Thursday attention. So today is the... read more..

27 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3166

TV Complaint

A old-time farmer finally decided to buy a TV. The store assured him that they would install the antenna and TV the next day. The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV and found only pol... read more..

27 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1010

Quote #1980

"No one is you, and that is your power." - Dave Grohl read more..

27 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

706

One-Liner #1543

It's true that money talks ... mine just said, "Good-bye!"... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

951

Please Don't Carry On

I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage!... read more..

27 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2825

Vacation Location

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. The reply was, "It's the one w... read more..

27 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1742

Growing Up, Parenting

My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lamented to the middle-aged man behind her, "My children are in their 2... read more..

24 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

960

Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards

It was one of those weeks. It seems that every week of mine is "one of those weeks." Just when I think everything was looking fine, I discovered I was looking in the wrong direction. I should know bet... read more..

24 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

658

Cybersalt News - January 24, 2021

Pastor "Attacked" in ChurchSunday greetings everyone! You may have noticed that when one of you shares something with me, which I turn around and share here, I usually change your first name or last ... read more..

23 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

1019

Quote #1979

"Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation." - John Silver, Black Sails read more..

23 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

795

I Do Confess

"Forgive me Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest ... for I have synonymed." - Curier Black | Inheritthemirth.com read more..

23 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

742

One-Liner #1542

Overweight: Living beyond your seams.... read more..

23 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3075

Best Guide

I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. "You told us you were the best guide in Co... read more..

23 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2074

Unfolding the Rose

A young, new preacher was walking with an older, more seasoned preacher in the garden one day. Feeling a bit insecure about what God had for him to do, he was asking the older preacher for some advice... read more..

21 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

608

Cybersalt News - January 21, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. Today's date is very lean in it's use of numbers - namely 0, 1, and 2. It is 21/01/2021. In military time, this evening at 21 seconds after 9:21pm it will be 21:21:21 ... read more..

20 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3371

New Found Interest

Seeing my 11-year-old son perusing a website filled with photos of an attractive pop-star, I commented, "She certainly is pretty. Which picture do you like best?" "I don't know," he mumbled, em... read more..

20 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3245

15 Minutes

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "G... read more..

20 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

981

Quote #1978

"God does not give us everything we want, but He does fulfill His promises, leading us along the best and straightest paths to Himself." - Dietrich Bonhoeffer read more..