January 2022 - Monthly Archive

12 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

577

Quote #2063

"When in doubt, look intelligent!" - Garrison Keillor read more..

12 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

667

One-Liner #1626

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3669

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meat loaf for dinner tonight, and it's just awful! I followed the recipe exactly, and I know I have the r... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2695

Treetop Service

Sign on a diaper service truck: "Rock a dry baby."... read more..

12 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2102

Deep Thoughts on Work

* Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. * At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carry read more..

10 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

678

I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye

Focus is an essential part of getting something done. Sometimes my focus is more on yesterday than it is today. I waste a lot of time looking backward. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often re... read more..

09 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1732

Encouraging Preachers, Pastoral Change

How to Get Rid of Your Preacher: - Look him straight in the eye and say 'Amen' once in a while. He'll preach himself to death within a few weeks. - Pat him on the back and brag on his good points. H... read more..

09 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

772

I Didn’t Do It My Way

I don’t think I’ve learned very much during my life. I just bounce from day to day and take what comes. The one thing I did learn as I look back is, for the most part, I didn’t do it my way. Remembe... read more..

09 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

436

Cybersalt News - January 9, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Thank you so much for all of the messages of sympathy, condolence, and encouragement after the passing of my sister, Melissa. Susan and I appreciate all of your spoken and ... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3389

Blood Flow

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would t... read more..

08 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

543

Quote #2062

"One thing I have learned from marriage is that my wife and I excel at misunderstanding. Clearly there is only one way to understand what I just said, right? I mean, what other way could there possibl read more..

08 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

757

One-Liner #1625

Chocolate is God's way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.... read more..

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3428

Stand-up Comedy

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. We asked one of the standard questions, "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" "Yes, it has a kickstand... read more..

06 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3410

Age Gamble

A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she was down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaimed, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next t... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

503

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2021

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2022 - Happy New Year! I had intended to send a new year mailing out sooner than this, but simply ran out of energy and emotional gas on the weekend. In my... read more..

05 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

726

One-Liner #1624

"I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented ... I forgot where I was going with this..." read more..

05 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2552

Travel Restrictions

Don't cut through the wheat field Granny! You're going against the grain.... read more..

05 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1911

Living the Christian Life, Christ in Us

This is a story about a little girl who, on the way home from church, turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the Preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?" The ... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3121

Looking for the Lift

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked me where the lift was. "Go down the hill," ... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

565

Quote #2061

"There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in." - Desmond Tutu read more..