April 2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

16 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

542

Easter Pause

I pause in the pre-dawn of EasterSurveying that old rugged treeMy sin held Him thereMy shame laid Him bareHis blood poured out freely for me I look in the eyes of my SaviourRaw pain and pure love i... read more..

16 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

9170

Read the Label

A man was blissfully driving along the highway when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the bunny, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped in ... read more..

16 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

515

Quote #2087

"It's not about the bunny; it's about the lamb." - unknown read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6764

Calories That Don't Count

Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don't count: CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must b... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

466

Cybersalt News - April 14, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We had two of our grandkids staying with us last weekend. Both of them left us with wonderful memories, and one of them left me with his cold/flu/fever. And from that... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

547

What are the Odds?

I had been walking for miles after my car broke down coming back from a hectic day of exhausting meetings hours out of town. Since leaving my vehicle the weather had turned and I could see a downpour... read more..

13 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

626

One-Liner #1649

My spouse says I have two faults; I don't listen and ... something else.... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5429

Upset Wagon

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. ... read more..

13 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6666

Neck and Neck

"Two silk worms had a race. It ended in a tie." read more..

13 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2107

God's Leading

Nearing the parish church during his daily walk, a young man saw that some shrubbery was on fire. He banged on the rectory door and told the woman who opened it she'd better call the fire department. ... read more..

13 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

495

Quote #2086

"Unless there is Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday." - Fulton J. Sheen read more..

10 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

612

Quote #2085

As they approached Jerusalem and came to Bethphage on the Mount of Olives, Jesus sent two disciples, saying to them, "Go to the village ahead of you, and at once you will find a donkey tied there, wit... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

485

Cybersalt News - April 10, 2022

Palm Sunday Greetings everyone - the world would surely benefit from another parade were we all call out to Jesus to save us! Today's video share is Palm Sunday as depicted in "The Jesus Film." This ... read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3066

More Too Much Coffee

You know you've been drinking too much coffee when... You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You just comp... read more..

I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare

09 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

881

I’d Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any To Spare

I do not know if grouchy comes with old age or if in old age you are too weak to subdue it. I guess it does not really matter because I am having a little bit of trouble along this line. My grouchy se... read more..

09 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2036

Zippo Liturgy

A man was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'NIL'. White-robed people were kneeling before the a... read more..

09 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2587

10 Rules for a Happy Day

1. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK: If someone is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone is unkind... I will not respond in a like manner. 2. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY "ENEMY": If I come acr read more..

09 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

591

One-Liner #1648

I don't trip, I do random gravity checks.... read more..

07 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

581

Seven Times!

St. Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates when a soul approached, hopeful of being let in. Peter asked, "Why should I let you into Heaven?" The very recently departed answered, "Once a coworker s... read more..

07 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - April 7, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I was having one of the best sleeps I have had in a while last night when I was awoken at 1:55am by the front doorbell being rung three times in quick succession. I s... read more..

06 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

690

One-Liner #1647

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.... read more..

06 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

515

Quote #2084

"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." - Margaret Atwood read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6381

Ashes

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend. As her friend is standing in the living r... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2016

How Low Down Low

"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse." - Richard Lederer read more..

06 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2093

Charity Begins at Home

A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to ... read more..

03 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

459

Cybersalt News - April 3, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome to April. Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spotted a Grandma Cybersalt out mowing the lawn! Our world is ... read more..

02 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

556

Quote 2083

"If Spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the mir read more..

02 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

562

One-Liner #1646

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!... read more..

02 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

925

A Switch in Time On My behind

Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past. When I was growing up, spankings were normal. ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5704

Lost Friends

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in h... read more..