July 2022 - Monthly Archive

31 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

493

Cybersalt News - July 31, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended a men's group trivia night at our church last night and while driving home afterward I noticed the line up was really short at the local Dairy Queen. We've been... read more..

30 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

575

Quote #2107

"His grief he will not forget; but it will not darken his heart, it will teach him wisdom." - J.R.R. Tolkien The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3090

No Rest

The doctor had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the... read more..

30 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

569

One-Liner #1670

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2515

Bedtime Story

Have you read the new book "The Insomniac" by Eliza Wake?... read more..

30 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2013

Salvation, Decision, Fence Sitting

It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.... read more..

28 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4909

Pest Control

My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company. One of the rules of the company is that he has to confirm each appointment by phone the night before his s... read more..

28 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

499

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It's a somber, but grateful, week here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. God has taken back a precious gift he gave me 2 years ago. Alex Shane started out as a mentor and bu... read more..

27 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

577

One-Liner #1669

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.... read more..

27 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

538

Quote #2106

"If it could only be like this always - always summer, always alone, the fruit always ripe." - Evelyn Waugh read more..

27 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2083

Picasso So-so

The display of still-life art was not at all moving.... read more..

27 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2003

Adaptation

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re... read more..

27 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3101

Take Fore

A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain. "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this i... read more..

24 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

492

Cybersalt News - July 24, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. One of our granddaughters was over yesterday while her parents had a busy day getting ready for a family road trip they are about to leave on. On the agenda was the usual:... read more..

23 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

527

Quote #2105

"There is unwavering peace today when an uncertain tomorrow is trusted to an unchanging God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

23 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1980

Rolling Progress

When the wheel was invented it caused a revolution.... read more..

23 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1956

Teamwork, Encouragement

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, ... read more..

23 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3267

Reunion Pride

My wife and I were at my high school reunion. As I looked around, I noticed the other men in their expensive suits and their bulging stomachs. Proud of the fact that I weighed just five pounds more t... read more..

23 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

528

One-Liner #1668

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

21 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

464

Cybersalt News - July 21, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and if you like the number 47, welcome to issue #4747! Do you know what I struggle with managing? Bacn! No, that is not a typo for the word "bacon" (which my low-fat diet ... read more..

20 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

594

One-Liner #1667

I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it's more of a rap.... read more..

20 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

529

Quote #2104

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

20 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5128

Words to Ponder

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals" Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. No one is listening until you make a mistake. S... read more..

20 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2084

Don't Judge a Stew by Its Cover

A young couple's marriage was suffering from her inability to cook. Things really got bad the night that the husband fished a piece of paper out of his stew. He unfolded the paper and read, "Nobly, n... read more..

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PHD

20 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2752

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PHD

Why Universities Would Never Give God A PHD 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt ... read more..

20 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2656

Mom Through the Ages

4 years old: My Mommy can do anything! 8 years old: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything. 14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that,... read more..

17 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1938

Not Much of a Fighter

One day a discussion was focused on a particular historical church leader in a First Grade religion class. After school, one student came home all excited and blurted out to his mother, "Guess what, ... read more..

17 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1954

Good Works, Heaven

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday School class. "NO!" the children all answe read more..