July 2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

17 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3167

It's Not A Cat

It's not a cat it's... A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist. A wildlife control expert impersonator. An un-programmable animal. A four footed allergen. A hair relocation expert. A tr... read more..

17 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

425

Cybersalt News - July 17, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. This is actually the mailing I lined up to go out last Sunday, but on Thursday I noticed it hadn't gone out as planned so here it is again today, which explains why some of... read more..

14 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2457

Scroll Worker

Did you hear about the guy from Utah who wanted to become a writer? Well, he tried for many years but never produced anything he was satisfied with and, certainly, never sold anything. So, he took up... read more..

14 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

439

Cybersalt News - July 14, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! My shop cleanup project is coming along. My progress was slowed for 3 days due to a sprained ankle (not due to tripping on clutter), but I now have a clear path to the back... read more..

13 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3780

Buying a Mature Woman's Bathing Suit

The Bathing Suit (by an unknown middle-aged woman) When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were... read more..

13 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

500

One-Liner #1666

I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time consuming.... read more..

13 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

521

Quote #2103

"I'm not busy ... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy." - Garrison Keillor read more..

13 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2288

Prejudice, Anti-Semitism

The wonderful comic, Sam Levenson, had a great answer to anti-Semites. "It's a free world and you don't have to like Jews, but if you DON'T, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products, like .... read more..

13 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5516

Actual Warnings On Products

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular ... read more..

09 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

909

Doctors Are Always Right

Last year I suffered what is referred to as a heart attack. I got to the hospital in time, so there was no major damage. I had one artery known as the "Widow Maker" that was 90% blocked, which seemed ... read more..

07 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

428

Cybersalt News - July 7, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of the signs that tells me I am tired and need a break is when I notice an increase in wanting to reply to some of the stupid things people post on social media. I'm no... read more..

06 Jul

Clean Jokes

3852

Turn Around

A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing c... read more..

06 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5408

29 Ways to Annoy People

1. Leave the photocopier set to "reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies." 2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow read more..

06 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3035

Unspeakable

"Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again." read more..

06 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1878

Few Words

Calvin Coolidge, the 30th president of the United States, was popularly known as "Silent Cal." One time at a party, a woman walked up to him and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words ou... read more..

06 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

566

One-Liner #1664

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.... read more..

06 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

528

Quote #2101

“Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to ma... read more..

03 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

433

Cybersalt News - July 3, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I mentioned last weekend I was in Port Angeles, Washington, USA. The idea for that trip began when a client of mine from the UK told me he was travelling to Port Town... read more..

02 Jul

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

732

Amazing Miracle

Matthew.14:22,23 The sea of Galilee is especially well known to Christians because it was the scene of many episodes of the life and ministry of Jesus Christ. When Jesus performed the miracle of feed... read more..

02 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

496

Quote #2100

"Whatever else it is, the kingdom of God is decidedly NOT a call to violent revolution." - Philip Yancy, The Jesus I Never Knew read more..

02 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2268

Northern Reflection

“I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian.”... read more..

02 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1811

Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting

A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading. Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process. After about an... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5002

You're Not a Kid Anymore When....

1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. 4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indiges read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

542

One-Liner #1663

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... read more..