September 2022 - Monthly Archive

14 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

514

Quote #2120

"Perhaps we make too much of what is wrong and too little of what is right. The trouble with gloom is that it feeds upon itself and depression causes more depression." - Queen Elizabeth II read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3045

Breakfast Call

When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the basement. Then I realized how convenient it was to get him to the breakfast table. Before, I used to stand at the bot... read more..

14 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3038

Next Stop, Insanity!

Locomotive: A crazy reason for doing something.... read more..

14 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1640

Outlook

Two actors who haven't seen each other in several weeks run into each other on the street. 1st actor: Haven't seen you in a while. How's everything going? 2nd actor: Pretty good. Two weeks ago I got... read more..

14 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

462

One-Liner 1683

Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?... read more..

11 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

471

Cybersalt News - September 11, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. The local speedway I raced at as the "Pastor of Disaster" is closing in a week. Last night was the last night for the class of racing I enjoyed driving the most - demo tru... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4380

Crossing Chicken

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers: KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MA... read more..

10 Sep

Backpew

Jeff Larson

2730

Chicken Crossing

Why does the chicken cross the road cartoon illustrating a bible message... read more..

10 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

488

Quote #2119

"We must meet the uncertainties of this world with the certainty of the world to come." - A. W. Tozer read more..

10 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1935

Legal Fashion

Clothes don't necessarily make the man, but a good suit makes a lawyer.... read more..

10 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

461

One-liner #1682

My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the heck is really going on down there? Who is the real hero? - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

10 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

5861

Offerings, Giving, Tithing

Patsy, 3, was at church with her parents. Her family had already given, but when the collection basket got close Patsy insisted that her mother give her some money to put in. Her mother tried to expl... read more..

08 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

438

Cybersalt News - September 8, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was a lot of pressure around Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday. It had me experiencing a lot of ups and downs. With summer fading, Grandma Cybersalt and I finall... read more..

07 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2925

Parking Lot Delivery

A doctor who spoke limited Spanish was rushed to a car in the ER parking lot to find a Spanish woman in the process of giving birth. Wanting to tell the woman to push he started yelling "Puta! Puta! P... read more..

07 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

483

Quote #2118

"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?" - Erma Bombeck read more..

07 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

506

One-Liner #1681

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2169

Data Teach 'Em!

Where are delinquent disk drives sent? Boot camp!... read more..

07 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1816

Get Along Better

Proven ways to get along better with EVERYONE: 1. Before you say anything to anyone, ask yourself 3 things: - Is it true? - Is it kind? - Is it necessary? 2. Make promises sparingly and keep them... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2960

Look Like Mom

A two-and-a-half-year-old walked into the bathroom while her mother was putting on make-up. "I'm going to look just like you, Mommy!" she announced. "Maybe, when you grow up," her mother told her. ... read more..

04 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

450

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

03 Sep

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

732

Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

485

Quote #2117

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

561

One-Liner #1680

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3092

Awake Tip

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1839

Officers Catch Their Quarry

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Susan Davis

646

An Elder's Perspective

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

471

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..