November 2022 - Monthly Archive

30 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4313

Christmas Nightgown

Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I not... read more..

30 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

378

Quote #2138

Sometimes you have to let go of the picture of what you thought life would be like to find joy in the story you are actually living. - Rachel Marie Martin... read more..

30 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

319

One-Liner #1701

"I don't exercise; if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers read more..

30 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3056

Gift Mug

I had to go on a business trip the day after my honeymoon, so I decided to purchase a gift for my new wife. At an airport gift shop, I found a coffee mug imprinted with the words, "I love you" inside... read more..

30 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5774

Amoeba Line

Have you heard the latest amoeba pick up line? Well, those little cells just sidle right up to another and they say, "Hey, baby, after they made you they threw away the mold."... read more..

30 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1798

Television

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx (1890-1977) "Television: chewing gum for the eyes." - Frank Lloyd Wr read more..

24 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

465

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I'm still alive! Thanks to everyone who let me know that you could not watch Sunday's video share, "The World's Smallest Movie" - not b... read more..

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

23 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3217

To Choose or not to Choose, that is the Thanksgiving Quandary

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender ... read more..

23 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

528

I Don't Believe You

Heading into Target . . . . Wife: "All we need is milk and a loaf of bread. This will be Quick" Me: "I don't believe you." Wife: "Why?!" Me: "Well, for starters you just grabbed a cart!"... read more..

23 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2174

Thankfulness

A Christian farmer spent the day in the city. In a restaurant for his meal, he sat near a group of young men. After he bowed his head to give thanks for his food, one of the young men thought he woul... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2280

Doctor Thanks

A man visiting a doctor says; Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment. The doctor replied, "But you are not one of my patients." The man said, "I know. But my u... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

587

Who's That?

My four-year-old handed me a drawing "What's this? I asked. "It's us," he replied I looked at it and I noticed an extra figure. "Who's that?" I asked. "That's the old woman who visits me," he s... read more..

23 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

426

One-Liner #1700

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. - Spencer Tracy... read more..

23 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

448

Quote #2137

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F. Kennedy... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4850

Where did I come from?

One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?" My sister in law stammered a bit, but finally got her composure. She thought it was time her daughter knew... read more..

20 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

490

Quote #2136

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems. - Bill Watterson... read more..

20 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1872

Showing Off, Confusion, Communication

In the ascertainment of an excogitation of linguistic proclivity, one might ascribe to the mentation that a phratry exists in which some encyclopedists designedly cultivate a nonplussed ambience hypot... read more..

20 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2245

Ailment Pun

Of course, you know the one about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs. They lay awake every night wondering if there really is a dog.... read more..

20 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

419

One-Liner #1699

"The city should hire the guy that salts the fries at McDonalds to do the roads!" - unknown read more..

20 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

457

Cybersalt News - November 20, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt is away this week at a conference in Toronto and for another visit with our daughter and her family. So once again it's time to run that intermittent sci... read more..

17 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2665

Fred's Final Note

Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them. As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared t... read more..

17 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

469

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! On Sunday I reported that Pastor Suneel had found a house for him and his family to rent. That turned out to be short-lived for reasons of persecution and pressure put on h... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5694

You've Had Too Much Coffee When

1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. 3. You speed walk in your sleep. 4. You answer the door before people knock. 5. Juan Valdez has named his donkey after you. read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

16250

Air Pun

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

458

Quote #2135

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagacé... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1946

Shocked in Heaven

I was shocked, confused, bewilderedas I entered Heaven's door,Not by the beauty of it all,by the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heavenwho made me sputter and gasp--the thieves, the liar... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

490

One-Liner #1698

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. - George Carlin... read more..

13 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

445

Cybersalt News - November 13, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thank you for praying for Pastor Suneel and family. They have found a house to rent and will be moving in a week's time. There is a new devotional from Rev. Suneel Barkat... read more..

12 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

329

One-Liner #1697

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. - George Carlin... read more..

12 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4847

Theory Testing Contest

*Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a read more..