November 2022 - Monthly Archive

12 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5984

Animal Crackers

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What a... read more..

12 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2241

Aging, Elderly

It’s hard to say if its an urban legend or true. Just the same, the poem says what is true and so I’m including it in the list today. Thanks to list member “pmills6734” for sending it to me. When an ... read more..

12 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

462

Quote #2134

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." - Dr. Seuss read more..

10 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

436

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! After a longer than usual summer, we got some early snow at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week. It's all melted now, making it the best kind of snow! Rev. Suneel Barka... read more..

09 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2315

Congratulations on 160 Years

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" "Congratulations... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5038

Insurance Claims

These are from insurance forms in which drivers were asked to explain their disasters in the fewest words possible.*************************** Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and colli... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2576

Major League Negotiations

Baseball umpires want salary hikes. The response from the owners is, "Yikes! Can't afford increased pay." So the union does say, "Then our recourse is calling more strikes." -* Kirk Miller... read more..

09 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2042

Military Bureaucracy

When I was a newly commissioned Lieutenant in the Army, I was assigned as a temporary assistant in an administrative office in a Military Intelligence unit. One day a long form came around with a cove... read more..

09 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

516

Quote #2133

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." - Benjamin Franklin read more..

09 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

512

One-Liner #1696

I would imagine if you could understand morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

06 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

416

Cybersalt News - November 6, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! After an exceptionally nice October, the regular November weather has arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Storms, rain, and power outages are on the seasonal menu onc... read more..

05 Nov

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

768

The Power of Sin

Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the ga... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2890

Back In Office

When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a thriving practice. One morning I saw a new patient whom I recognized as my old high-school principal. "Wow," I said ... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1873

Horace Fashion

"Carpe diem": Seize the day; "Carp in denim": There's a fish in my pants! read more..

05 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1868

Assumption, First Impressions, Attitude

On a cruise to Alaska, I saw my very first glacier in the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked the ship's officer what it was called. "It's some dumb glacier," he replied. Disappointed by... read more..

05 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

457

Quote #2132

"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." - Mother Teresa read more..

05 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

471

One-Liner #1695

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. - Mitch Hedburg... read more..

03 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

463

Cybersalt News - November 3, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip which was very enjoyable in the easiest parts and blessed in the challenging parts. For one of the Sundays we were away I was... read more..

02 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2407

Pete Died

Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad ... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2908

Circle Stand

Ron just got a new sports car and was out for a drive when he cut off a truck driver. The trucker motioned for Ron to pull over. When he did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of cha... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2016

Server Confusion

John was furious when his steak arrived too rare. "Waiter," he shouted, "Didn't you hear me say 'well done'?" "I can't thank you enough, sir," replied the waiter. "I hardly ever get a compliment."... read more..

02 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1903

Grouchiness

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowi... read more..

02 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

457

One-Liner #1694

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they'll want to use it.... read more..

02 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2131

"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house in read more..