December 2022 - Monthly Archive

31 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2211

A Happy New Year

"A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye, when this New Year in time shall end. Let it be said I've played the friend, have lived and loved and labored here, and made of it a happy read more..

31 Dec

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

2399

Your Dog's New Year's Resolutions

I will not bark each time I see or hear a dog on TV. I will not steal underwear belonging to my mistress and then dance all over the backyard with it. I will not chew red crayons or pens because m read more..

31 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

470

One-Liner #1711

My resolution for 2023 is to buy Bitcoin in 2011.... read more..

31 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

519

Annual Fail

They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball!... read more..

31 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

469

Quote #2147

"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson read more..

29 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

670

The Misconception of a New Year

Christmas is the best time of the year, especially when it involves family. It's the one time of the year that families get together to celebrate together. Of course, at least from my perspective, it... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

435

Cybersalt News - December 29, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - that last one of 2022! Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to be finally on the mend after a week of being sick. I'm pretty out of shape from laying around for the past week - ex... read more..

28 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

DEA Choir Songs

The Top 14 Songs Performed by the DEA Choir (Drug Enforcement Agency) Amazing Grass Don't Sell It On The Mountain I Can Seize Clearly Now Don't Cry For Me, Noriega Who Let The Drug Dogs out? ... read more..

28 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

516

Lunar Tik

Some astronauts wanted to have a New year's party on the moon, but they didn't planet in time.... read more..

28 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

503

One-Liner #1710

The biggest reason to stay up until midnight on December 31 is to make sure 2022 leaves.... read more..

28 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

470

Quote #2146

"Christmas is forever, not for just one day. For loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away." - Norman Wesley Brooks read more..

28 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4334

A Dieter's Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas and all around my hipsWere Fanny May candies that sneaked past my lips.Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with careIn hopes that my thighs would forget they wer read more..

28 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2358

You Will Never Be Sorry

...for thinking before acting. ...for hearing before judging. ...for forgiving your enemies. ...for being candid and frank. ...for helping a fallen brother. ...for being honest in business. .. read more..

25 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

448

Cybersalt News - December 25, 2022

Christmas Sunday greetings, everyone! Two years ago Grandma Cybersalt and I spent Christmas alone together because the world was sick with COVID. This Christmas we're doing the same because we are bo... read more..

24 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

473

Quote #2145

Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.” When th... read more..

24 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

5991

Self Serve Christmas

A kindly 90-year-old grandmother found buying presents for family and friends a bit much one Christmas, so she wrote out checks for all of them to put in their Christmas cards. In each card she wrote... read more..

24 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

448

One-Liner #1709

Remember children, the best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.... read more..

24 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

556

Winter Weiner

Dachshund through the snow!... read more..

24 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3370

What Christmas Means To Me

A message delivered to Houston's First Baptist Church on Sunday, Dec 24th, 2000 I was asked to share with you what Christmas means to me. In order to do that, I will begin with a brief history of my ... read more..

24 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

659

The Liar in the Red Suit

Around this time of the year, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I revel in our family memories. Unlike me, she has some wonderful memories because of her large family. I came from a very sma... read more..

22 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - December 22, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is in the middle of a cold, winter wonderland after Victoria received the 2nd highest one day snowfall on record. Now, one might think that wou... read more..

21 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

568

Type of Rabbit

A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?" The rabbit says, "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect."... read more..

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

626

Countdown to Christmas

Thanks to Cybersaltine S. Miholer for the original item! ’Twas just days before Christmas, and all through the houseThe wife was a’running, reminding her spouse: “You have to shop for your folks thi... read more..

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

533

Festive Percussion - Not!

I've always found a broken drum to be the perfect Christmas present: You just can't beat it!... read more..

21 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

446

One-Liner #1708

"I don't have an advent calendar so I'm just going around opening cupboard doors and eating what I find in there." read more..

21 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

683

As Luck Would Have It

Quite frankly, I do not believe in luck in any degree. Once in a while, I will say it, but I don't believe it. Luck has no place in my wallet. Sometimes things happen that you can't plan for, which t... read more..

21 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4342

Santa Deals with Political Correctness

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically correct?His workers no longer would answer to "Elves","Vertically Challenged" they were calling themsel read more..

21 Dec

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

707

My Christmas

I remember the time of my childhood. I used to wait for Christmas very anxiously because on every Christmas my father gave me money and gifts for Christmas celebrations. With this money and gifts I en... read more..