December 2022 - Monthly Archive

21 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

444

Short Mentorship

I'm an elf-taught Christmas decorator.... read more..

Where Does Santa Get His Naughty or Nice List?

18 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1413

Where Does Santa Get His Naughty or Nice List?

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage approached me with a serious question. As far as I am concerned, life is full of questions, but coming from her, I need to be very careful. I have fou... read more..

18 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

421

Cybersalt News - December 18, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! This Christmas comes with some emotional challenges for me. Many of you will remember that my sister, Melissa, passed away shortly after Christmas last year. Officially t... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

524

Allergy Warning!

I made these snacks all by my elf.... read more..

17 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

449

Quote #2143

"Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most." - Ruth Carter Stapleton read more..

17 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

470

One-Liner #1706

Dear Santa, All I want is a fat bank account and a skinny body; please don't mix it up again like last year!... read more..

17 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1550

Prayer, Children, Amen

My 9yr. old niece says her prayers every night and instead of Amen she says: "Hit ENTER"... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3806

Nativity Accent

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

15 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4049

If I Were Santa

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do?I'd dump silly gifts that are given to youAnd deliver some things just inside your front door...Things you have lost, but treasured before. I'd give you back... read more..

15 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4207

All I Want From Santy is My Sanity

Christmas is the one time of the year when it is OK to be traditional. That may be the reason why so many people look forward to the Christmas holidays. The rest of the year most people are under the... read more..

15 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

411

Cybersalt News - December 15, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to everyone who pointed out that the link for Sunday's video share was incorrect. You can click here to watch the Opium Bubble Man. Today's video share is another s... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

447

Decoration Modesty

Christmas trees wear skirts so you won't cedar roots.... read more..

14 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

467

One-Liner #1705

My ability to turn holiday joy into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into weight gain. - Smug Lemur... read more..

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5030

Perfect

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect coup... read more..

14 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1626

I Wish I Was a Bear

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could get used to that. And another thing; before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. That wouldn... read more..

14 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

465

Quote #2142

"Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin—inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night." - John J. Geddes read more..

11 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

431

Cybersalt News - December 11, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone! We have a new community being built in a huge, decommissioned gravel pit that Cybersalt World Headquarters looks over from on top of a hill. As more and more houses below ... read more..

10 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

456

Quote #2141

“Christmas is built upon a beautiful and intentional paradox; that the birth of the homeless should be celebrated in every home.” -G. K. Chesterton... read more..

10 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

448

One-Liner #1704

I always tell my kids that if you fart on Santa's lap, he's required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for. - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

459

Christmas Discount

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.... read more..

10 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4995

Christmas at Martha's

Dear Friend, This perfectly delightful note is being sent on paper I made myself to tell you what I have been up to. Since it snowed last night, I got up early and made a sled with old barn wo... read more..

10 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1962

Virgin Birth, John 14:9

The teacher was trying desperately to get three twelve-year-old boys to act out the part of the three kings, but with little success. When they got to the crib where the pretend baby was lying, each ... read more..

08 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

395

Cybersalt News - December 8, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I dropped by our daughter's the other day to pick up a pair of slippers that Grandma Cybersalt had left there earlier in the day when she was helping out with the grandkids... read more..

07 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4389

Home For Christmas

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an... read more..

07 Dec

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

446

That Wraps it Up

There's nothing I want more this Christmas than your presents.... read more..

07 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

438

One-Liner #1703

Holiday lights should be festive, while at the same time not encouraging aircraft to land. - Charles Lake... read more..

07 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

348

Quote #2140

"The people walking in darkness have seen a great light; on those living in the land of deep darkness a light has dawned." - Isaiah, the prophet read more..

07 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1983

A Christmas Prayer

Most Holy & Majestic Father, There's so much "hype" around Christmas time. I have to admit that I enjoy all the jolly jingle and festive frolic as much as anyone. But, Lord, as I enter into the f... read more..

07 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3273

Yet Another Night Before Christmas

Boy! Are Australians ever keen for writing "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" variations. Kevin Clark wrote the following one from scratch after getting a few different versions from the CleanLaugh li... read more..

04 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

687

Do I Really Talk in My Sleep

For a long time, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has accused me of talking in my sleep. I never believed her and just thought she was joking. At least, I thought it was a joke. One time she ac... read more..