2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

04 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

438

Cybersalt News - September 4, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Rev. Suneel Barkat has written a third article for the Cybersalt site. You may remember he is in Pakistan which is suffering the effects of recent disastrous flooding, so ... read more..

03 Sep

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

724

Grace and Joy (John 1:1,12)

This Gospel describes Christ's deity and John's testimony to the fact that He is the Son of God. He uses the label Logos (word) for Christ because the concept of the title symbolizes God's revelation ... read more..

03 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

476

Quote #2117

"We look upon prayer simply as a means of getting things for ourselves, but the biblical purpose of prayer is that we may get to know God Himself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

03 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

550

One-Liner #1680

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3077

Awake Tip

Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to reboot. One man told me he'd been a long-haul truck driver. I'd love to ... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1827

Officers Catch Their Quarry

A rock and gem store was closed by the police -- they were taking too much for granite.... read more..

03 Sep

Illustrations

Susan Davis

635

An Elder's Perspective

I asked a friend who has crossed 70 & is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my childr... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - September 1, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to September! One of my web clients is a gentleman who is running for city council a few cities over from where I live. He launched his campaign at an outdoor ... read more..

31 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2530

Cardless Flowers

The man entered the florist shop and ordered a bouquet of flowers to be delivered to his wife. When asked what he wanted on the card, he replied that no card was necessary as she'd know who they came ... read more..

31 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

514

One-Liner #1679

"Crime in multi-storey car parks - that is wrong on so many different levels." - Tim Vine read more..

31 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

534

Quote #2116

"One of the advantages of being disorganized is that one is always having surprising discoveries." - A. A. Milne read more..

31 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2154

Kremlinsoleum

Joseph Stalin's grave is a Communist plot.... read more..

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

31 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2008

Humility, Gratitude, Friendship, Arrogance

A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work... read more..

31 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2987

Will She Say Yes?

An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. "Do you think she'd marry me if I tell her I'm 45?" he asked a friend. "Your ch... read more..

27 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

858

The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds

A few months ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage bought a harp and began teaching herself how to play it. She can play the piano, organ, flute, and sometimes me. Now she has graduated to the h... read more..

27 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

594

One-Liner #1678

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.... read more..

27 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

519

Quote #2115

"Christians should be the boldest people in the world - not cocky and sure of ourselves, but sure of Him." - A. W. Tozer read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5467

The French Legionnaires

There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resig... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1903

I Can't See You

An atheist is someone with no invisible means of support.... read more..

27 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2259

Church Attendance

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning, that they were not attending church, and the fish were not biting. The first guy eventually says: "I should have stayed ho... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

460

Cybersalt News - August 28, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Yesterday was an enjoyable family day of chasing Pokemon around with my daughter and son-in-law. I know some of you play too so I hope you had a fun day too! Today's vide... read more..

25 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2206

Vacation Shopping

Throughout our month long tour of Europe, my wife's only complaint was that there was never enough time for shopping. Nearing the end of our trip, we stopped for lunch at a pub in a small town near Lo... read more..

25 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

510

Cybersalt News - August 25, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The next time you go to the Cybersalt Site you may notice that the look has changed slightly. This is the last week I have my co-op students working for me (although I may ... read more..

24 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

504

Quote #2114

"Stagnation is death. If you don't change, you die. It's that simple. It's that scary." - Leonard Sweet read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3149

Husband's Estimate

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1931

Crime-up on Aisle 2

A store detective is a counter spy.... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2298

Faith, Being Prepared

As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward, "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the capta... read more..

24 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

515

One-Liner #1677

I like work; it fascinates me ... I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome... read more..

21 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - August 21, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Our eldest daughter and her son returned home yesterday morning after a very enjoyable 2 week/1 week (he was here a week before she was) visit. This is a picture from one ... read more..

20 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

481

Quote #2113

"Not how long, but how well you have lived is the main thing." - Seneca read more..