2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

20 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

494

One-Liner #1676

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Morris Kline... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3178

Some of you have noticed a few typos in the CleanLaugh list now and then. To improve this I am now using a new set of rules for editing. 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions ar... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2110

For My Grandson

What's brown and sticky? A stick.... read more..

20 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1744

Hereafter

The minister advised Uncle Howard to give some thought to the "hereafter." Uncle Howard told him that the hereafter was hardly ever out of his mind. At least a dozen times a day he would go to do som... read more..

18 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3160

Left and Right

A Catholic woman, a Protestant woman and a Jewish woman die and go to heaven. The guardian angel meets them at the gate to heaven. The Catholic woman says, "I've been a good wife and mother, I took g... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

520

Quote #2112

"The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost." -G. K. Chesterton read more..

18 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

506

Cybersalt News - Aug 18, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last night, I won the door prize at my Chamber of Commerce gathering - a $150 gift certificate to the beauty salon we were gathered at! Everybody had a good laugh, includin... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3327

Raise Refusal

For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1915

Nesting Ritual

Once the new hive was done the bees had a house swarming party.... read more..

Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others

17 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2096

Friendship, Loving Others, Accepting Others

Teddy Bears make the best friends because . . . . They don't feel they need to tell you that you have bad breath They never borrow money They never beat you at checkers They don't ever complain wh... read more..

17 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

473

One-Liner #1675

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.... read more..

14 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

475

Cybersalt News - August 14, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I attended the celebration of life for my business coach and friend yesterday, and let me tell you - it was so amazing that at the end of it I felt like I didn't want to h... read more..

13 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

638

Quote #2111

"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." - Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls read more..

13 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

474

One-Liner #1674

We have enough youth ... how about a Fountain of Smart?... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1950

Preakness Weakness

Early in the race, a horse stumbled and landed on its side. After a number of tries the tumbled equine finally regained his footing, but when he tried to run to catch up to the field he found he coul... read more..

13 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1944

Self Perception, Aging, Reflection

*A Look In the Mirror* Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'in read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5085

Boat 99

At a boat-rental concession, the manager went to the lake's edge and yelled through his megaphone, "Number 99, come in, please. Your time is up." Several minutes passed, but the boat didn't return. "B... read more..

11 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

428

Cybersalt News - Aug 11, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I found out today that things are going to be very different for the business side of Cybersalt when September roles around. As you know, I've been enjoying having governme... read more..

10 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2911

Response Times

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times: "Since we installed our new satellite navigation system," bragged the first one, "we cut our eme... read more..

10 Aug

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

610

New Faith (New Deed)

The book of Acts is one of my favorite books, I always feel an activity of the Holy Spirit through reading this book. This book is important for understanding early church history. Chapter 1, tells ab... read more..

10 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

510

Quote #2110

"Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of tim read more..

10 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

525

One-Liner #1673

When men are growing up and reading about Batman, Spiderman, and Superman, these are not fantasies - these are options. - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10357

Not-So-Bright People

AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked "intellectual leadership". He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligenc... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2634

Road to Profit

"How's Business?" asked the bystander. Said the street cleaner, "Things are picking up." read more..

10 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2153

Flattery

I went to my bank to refinance a loan on my yacht. Making small talk with Susan, the loan officer, I told her that she was the main reason I came to that branch. Not even looking up from her paperwo... read more..

07 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

465

Cybersalt News - August 7, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I was laying in the backyard last night, picking weeds (not pushing daisies yet!), when my phone rang. It was Ray. Ray is an alcoholic. I hadn't heard from Ray in over a ... read more..

06 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

843

When Is It Okay to Be Snarly?

Normally, whatever normal means, I don’t get agitated by many things. I can keep my cool under the most bizarre circumstances. Nothing gets under my skin, and I can take everything with a grin. I can... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3227

Accommodating Request

"I prefer adjoining rooms," said Tom sweetly. read more..

06 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2142

Cast Iron Purpose

I've learned to seek a message in some simple, homey ways, And I've found many lessons in the dreariest of days. So one day in my kitchen, I began to sing a song About the iron skillet that I've cooke... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3102

Parrot Skills

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs $500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" th... read more..