2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

02 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1812

Gossip, Noseyness, Busybodies, Coveting

A moving van pulled up in front of the only vacant house in the neighborhood and started unloading. Curtains twitched up and down the street as ladies peeked out to watch the process. After about an... read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5002

You're Not a Kid Anymore When....

1. You're asleep but others worry that you're dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. 4. The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is indiges read more..

02 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

544

One-Liner #1663

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather ... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.... read more..

30 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

484

Cybersalt News - June 30, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We finally got some really nice weather at Cybersalt World Headquarters after navigating a cooler than normal spring. Our front and back lawns are much greener than they us... read more..

29 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3258

Dumb Beast

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, the young daughter said unhappily, "Mom, do you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that?" The woman shot her an angry look... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3201

I Didn't Feel Quite Right

Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains annoyed meAnd I couldn't sleep at night. He could find no real disorderBut he wouldn't let it rest.Wh... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2324

Fowl Happenings

I've got stained glass windows in our house. Stupid pigeons.... read more..

29 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1578

Lessons Learned

One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from his license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was cruc... read more..

29 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

523

Quote #2099

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens." - J. R. Tolkien The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

29 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

491

One-Liner #1662

My company is better at making sun-screen than our competitors, but I don't like to rub it in!... read more..

26 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

446

Cybersalt News - June 26, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. I've just returned from a couple of days in and around Port Angeles, Washington, USA. I was over there to meet a client from the UK who had travelled to attend a memorial ... read more..

25 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

524

Quote #2098

"Busy is a choice. Stress is a choice. Joy is a choice. Choose well." - Ann Voskamp read more..

25 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

531

One-Liner #1661

It takes alot of balls to golf the way I do!... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2693

Erasable

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.... read more..

25 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1841

Loving Your Neighbour

Some neighbors of my grandparents gave them a pumpkin pie as a gift. As lovely as the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the pie tasted bad. In fact, it was so inedible that my grandmo... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3274

Strangest Dream

"I had the strangest dream last night," a man was telling his psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. You can imagine, I found this read more..

23 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

452

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way back! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun litt... read more..

22 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3442

Musical Sticks

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he... read more..

22 Jun

Uncategorised

Susan Davis

540

Quote #2097

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..

22 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

496

One-Liner #1660

When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kind of like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away." - Mitch Hedberg... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2013

By Cupid

For what kind of tooth can you be sure the tooth fairy will leave exactly one dollar? A buck tooth.... read more..

22 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1901

Romance

One day a young man was writing a letter to his girl friend who lived just a few miles away in a nearby town. Among other things, he was telling her how much he loved her and how wonderful he thought ... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3595

Think of a Number

Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn't ... read more..

19 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

478

Cybersalt News - June 19, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Fathers Day for those of you celebrating that today. Thank you so much for your kind words and prayers for Susan and I. We are recovering nicely. Today we went ... read more..

18 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

816

What the World Needs Today Are Fathers

There is much talk today about what’s wrong with our society. That list is pretty long, but the most important cause of problems in our culture today is the lack of fathers. So many children grow up w... read more..

18 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

549

Quote #2096

"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." - Steve Martin read more..

18 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

516

One-Liner #1659

"You can tell what was the best year of your father's life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3369

Fatherly Chat

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. "So what ar... read more..

18 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1824

Dad's on Computers

A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's ... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4204

Father's Occupation

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little Johnny. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" " read more..