2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #360

16 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

467

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and welcome to summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Hang in there, Southerners, the sun is on its way bac! Thanks to Cybersaltine, D McCormick, who sent along this fun littl... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3372

Actual Hiker Comments

These are actual comments left last year on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag o... read more..

15 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3038

Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop

Top 12 things not to say to a cop who has pulled you over: 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. ... read more..

15 Jun

Quotes

Pastor Tim

504

Quote# 2095

"If you feel pain, you're alive. If you feel other people's pain, you're a human being." - Leo Tolstoy read more..

15 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1971

Father's Letter

My Child, You may not know me, but I know everything about you - Psalm 139:1 I know when you sit down and when you rise up - Psalm 139:2 I am familiar with all your ways - Psalm 139:3 Even the ver... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1877

Centsless Labor

The union workers at the Federal Mint went on strike today. They are demanding to make less money!... read more..

15 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

602

One-Liner #1658

If you can't think of a word, say, "I forgot the English word for it;" that way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot.... read more..

05 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

525

Cybersalt News - June 5, 2022

Sunday greetings, everyone. Today is another abbreviated mailing while we are travelling. Grandma Cybersalt has come down with a bug and slept most of the day yesterday. Please pray she will get bett... read more..

02 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

541

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are halfway through our 2 week trip. I am sneaking a bit of time on the computer before bed to send out an abbreviated mailing! ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

01 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5697

Great Truths About Life

*Great Truths About Life that Children Have Learned* 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) Never ask your 3-y read more..

22 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

496

Cybersalt News - May 22, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone! One of the things that the pandemic has left hanging over us is the opportunity to return to places of our past that have not changed, but forever will never be the same be... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3214

Children's Message

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church... read more..

21 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1987

See Food

My niece told all her little friends with pride that she had seen a man-eating shark at the aquarium, to which one of them replied, "That's nothing! I saw a man eating shrimp at Long John Silver's." ... read more..

21 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1787

Delegation, Time Management, Business

One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin's book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the clerk the price of the book he wished to purchase. The young clerk ... read more..

19 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

472

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There were no mailings last Sunday and Thursday because grandma Cybersalt were away at our association's Western Conference to report on and promote refugee sponsorsh... read more..

18 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2926

Goober Sightings

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for on... read more..

14 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

517

Quote #2094

"Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope." - Martin Luther King, Jr. read more..

14 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

549

One-Liner #1657

Telling someone to calm down is about like baptizing a cat.... read more..

11 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

580

Quote #2093

"If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else." - Ann Landers read more..

11 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

627

One-Liner #1656

Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.... read more..

11 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2423

He No Goblin

Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!... read more..

11 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1667

Work Excellence

One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn't... read more..

08 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

560

Cybersalt News - May 8, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who are able to celebrate this day! Of course, for many this is a difficult day and if that is true of you may God's grace and comfort fin... read more..

07 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

829

And Then, There They Were

In getting older, I have discovered, I pay a little more attention to my dietary habits. Or, maybe I should say, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage pays more attention to my dietary habits. As we... read more..

07 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

567

Quote #2092

"Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal - a constant struggle, constantly compromising, but ultimate love. read more..

07 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

552

One-Liner #1655

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked - so NEVER sing in the shower!... read more..

07 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2190

Branching Out

"A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career." read more..

07 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2149

Reflections of a Mother

I gave you life, But I cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, But I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, But I cannot make you believe. I can teach you right from wron... read more..

07 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5321

Car Alarms

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

01 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

483

Cybersalt News - May 1, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..