2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

02 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6943

Cavity Search

"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!" read more..

02 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1794

Witnessing

I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God. I said, "Sure, what would you like to know?"... read more..

31 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3624

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, sh... read more..

31 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

466

Cybersalt News - March 31, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief. That said, are you feel... read more..

30 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

556

Quote #2082

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." - Garrison K read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5954

Ugly Suit

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the cler... read more..

30 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1995

Woman at Work

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." read more..

30 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1774

On Company Time

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?! Susie: It grew on company time. Boss: Not all that hair! Susie: I didn't get it all cut.... read more..

30 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

667

One-Liner #1645

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.... read more..

27 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

794

The BOGO Queen Has Left the Building

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf. When first married, I did go grocery shopping onc... read more..

27 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

465

Cybersalt News - March 27, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This w... read more..

26 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

579

Quote #2081

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others." - Timothy Keller read more..

26 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

605

One-Liner #1644

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3537

Robbie's Move

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and ... read more..

26 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1833

Funeral Story

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ... read more..

26 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1891

Praying for a Brother

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, h... read more..

24 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

508

Cybersalt News - March 24, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things considered, it's not the worst cavity search one can be a pa... read more..

23 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

9277

Does Your Campground Have a BC?

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote t... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3121

Farming Dream

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," ... read more..

23 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1859

Pork Author

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names f... read more..

23 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1878

Work Ethic

I worked as an accountant in a paper mill where my boss decided that it would improve motivation to split a bonus between the two shifts based on what percentage of the total production each one accom... read more..

23 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

585

Quote #2078

“I don't want to be swallowed by the darkness. Nor do I want to be blinded by the beautiful façade. No, I want to be part of a people who see the darkness, know it's real, and then, then, then, light ... read more..

23 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

521

One-Liner #1641

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.... read more..

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing

20 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

805

Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing

As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing ... read more..

20 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

543

Cybersalt News - March 20, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place. All together I have... read more..

19 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

579

One-Liner #1643

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.... read more..

19 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

560

Quote #2080

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." - Ukrainian Proverb read more..

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3330

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eye read more..

19 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1866

In the Lead by Inches

"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot." read more..

19 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2174

Amish School Sayings

And no, they didn't e-mail them to me... ~ I am only one, but I'm still someone. ~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something. ~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right t... read more..