2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

17 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

656

How Much Is It?

Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while he get's a one day pass for good behaviour, so he goes to Moscow and walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours" "Yes" "A... read more..

17 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

469

Cybersalt News - March 17, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! OK, truth be told, I just realized that Sunday's mailing did not go out so I am reviving it for today! I've been to my Egyptian doctor (chiropractor) three times this past ... read more..

16 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

651

One-Liner #1642

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.... read more..

16 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

557

Quote #2079

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. - Proverb... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7062

Rookies

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers dro... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1989

Health Experiment

What do you get if you cross a doctor with a bloodhound? A medical scenter. ~ (Lederer & Ertner)... read more..

16 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1941

Makeovers

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..

12 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

797

Laughter Is Not for Sissies

Since birth, I have been infected with a Laughter-Virus. I’m not sure which side of the family it came from, or it could’ve come from both sides. But the least little thing will make me laugh. Sometim... read more..

10 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

444

Cybersalt News - March 10 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timing because many of us are wondering what the future holds and... read more..

09 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

721

Checking The Obituaries

A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and do... read more..

09 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

611

Quote #2077

"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." - Winnie the Pooh read more..

09 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

526

One-Liner #1640

"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett read more..

09 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1889

Fashion Greeting

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, sayin... read more..

09 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1809

Vice Principal Review

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3843

Minibike

A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted. "I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor." "Certainly sir," the attendant... read more..

06 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

438

Cybersalt News - March 6, 2022

Sunday Greetings everyone. Today's video share is "No Words." Click here to watch the video Here is the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

05 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

744

One Mouth Too Many Words

I read somewhere where the average woman speaks 20,000 words a day, and the average man speaks 7,000 words a day. I’m not sure if that’s true because I never believe everything I read, particularly on... read more..

05 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

562

Quote #2076

"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C. S. Lewis, A Grief Observed read more..

05 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

579

One-Liner #1639

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3548

Find and Replace

The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship folders. Some churches which use the same basic format each week can simply call up the form on the computer sc... read more..

05 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2082

Sick Pollinator

Consider, if you will, the case of the awkward bumble-bee who became ill while gathering pollen but continued to work. Unfortunately, he thus infected all the flowers with his virus. The consequence... read more..

05 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1965

Consumerism in Christianity

A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes... read more..

03 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5886

Shipping Happens

Things weren't working well for the shipping part of this manufacturing company's ERP system, said a technician working there. "The whole process for calculating and paying the carriers for freight w... read more..

03 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

472

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! The promises of God are an anchor and source of rest during times like the ones in which we are living. Today's video share is one that long time Cybersaltine and fri... read more..

02 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

577

Quote #2075

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. - Dwight D. Eisenhower... read more..

02 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

509

One-Liner #1638

A thief broke into my house last night ... he started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3237

Lesser Known Laws

Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose wi... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1826

Half-Time Show

Part-time band leaders are also known as semi-conductors.... read more..

02 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1663

Teaching Hazards

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to... read more..

27 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

510

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2022

Today's edition adopts the colours of Ukraine on a Sunday when words have failed me. Today's video share is the Lord's Prayer being prayed in Ukranian. May God have mercy on our broken world an... read more..