2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

26 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

585

Quote #2074

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein read more..

26 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

688

One-Liner #1637

I'm at an age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3036

An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son... read more..

26 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2035

Captain Fan

What's the purpose of the airplane propeller? To keep the pilot cool. [If you don't think so, just let it stop and watch him sweat!]... read more..

26 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1875

Reaching the Lost

A man was walking down the beach at sunset. As he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, agai... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1885

Give Me Your Answer, Do

"Upsy," said Daisy. read more..

24 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7215

Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry

A man was walking through Chinatown when he noticed a sign reading: "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an old Oriental man who identified himse... read more..

24 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

476

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2022

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! You may remember that I mentioned a few weeks back that Cybersalt has its first paid employee (grandma Cybersalt doesn't get money ;-)) Gurnoor is a great addition to the t... read more..

23 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

604

Quote #2073

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne read more..

23 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

577

One-Liner #1636

It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3321

Dead Faint

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caus... read more..

23 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1991

Sheep Bugs

Some say fleas are black. But I know that is not so. 'Cause Mary had a little lamb With fleas as white as snow. ~ Richard Lederer and James Ertner... read more..

23 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1771

Marriage, Men and Women

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, h... read more..

20 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

476

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2022

Sunday greetings everyone. We got to spend some time with our son this past week as he installed some baseboards at Cybersalt World Headquarters. You may remember that back in the fall he also did th... read more..

19 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

853

What’s so Cool about a Cucumber?

When it comes to vegetables, I am no connoisseur at all. The only vegetable I really like is carrot cake. According to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, that is not a vegetable. We often discus... read more..

19 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

571

Quote #2072

"Christianity does not provide the reason for each experience of pain, but it does provide deep resources for actually facing suffering with hope and courage rather than bitterness and despair." - Ti read more..

19 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

600

One-Liner #1635

When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected.... read more..

Top 7 Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation

19 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3820

Top 7 Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation

7. His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "All right, listen up you heathens..." 6. He falls asleep during his own sermon. 5. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts... read more..

19 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2312

Northern Vision

"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian." read more..

19 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1708

Interpreting, Reading Into the Text

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..

17 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5935

Jeep Sale

A woman whose fondness for the good life had taken its toll in added pounds - and girth - was being shown a Jeep by a salesman at an auto dealership. When the salesman's pitch had run its course, h... read more..

17 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2050

Hemoerror

My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group". I replied, "typo."... read more..

17 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

534

Cybersalt News - February 17, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shoutout to Cybersaltine G. Keeler whom I had the pleasure of meeting over Zoom yesterday. He and I talked a bit of shop about a website project he is plan... read more..

16 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1915

Up

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this: How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English? There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, an... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2965

Family Records

The following was overheard at a recent high society party... "My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great," said one lady. She then turned to a second woman and asked, "How far does you... read more..

16 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

572

Quote #2071

"The advice I would give [the younger me] - or any young person - would be "Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

16 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

624

One-Liner #1634

Cronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for break... read more..

13 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

514

Cybersalt News - February 13, 2022

Sunday greetings everyone. If you remember a time in the past that you forgot Valentine's day and doing so created awkwardness and pain in some way, remember that tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Speaki... read more..

12 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

639

One-Liner #1633

Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.... read more..

12 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

817

Wherever They Are I Will Find Them

Recently, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her spouse took a short vacation that was long overdue. Vacations are very hard to organize and schedule when you have a busy life. But, thanks to ... read more..