2022 - Monthly Archive - Results from #540

12 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

550

Quote #2070

"If you work through the tough times, the respect and love that you feel deepens." - Barack Obama read more..

12 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2908

Just Desserts

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends.... read more..

12 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1618

Hugging, Love, Care, Encouragement

Hugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You No moveable parts No batteries to wear out No periodic checkups needed Low energy consumption High energy yield Inflation-proof No monthly payments... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4133

Swim of Love

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful single daughter. So one day he deci... read more..

10 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

470

Cybersalt News - February 10, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a full house with some of our kids and grandkids visiting on the weekend! Since I am the night owl of... read more..

09 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4831

Confessional Realization

A Catholic guy went into the confessional. He noticed on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. The priest entered. ... read more..

09 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

601

Quote #2069

"Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." - Garrison Keillor read more..

09 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

571

One-Liner #1632

I love approaching 80 - I learn something new every day and forget five other things!... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2950

Signature Birthday Surprise

A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store. One gentleman pleased him by bringing up not only his new book for signature, but reprint editions of his two ... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1991

Medical Prevention

While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," ... read more..

09 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1684

Teenage Household Rules

Raising teenagers is a challenge, so my hubby and I came up with the following rules to help the kids understand what was expected of them during their pre-adult status. Rules of This Household 1. I... read more..

06 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

772

It was a Murphy’s Law kind of week

I am not what you would call a superstitious person. [Knock on wood.] I am a realist in a modified definition of that word and I usually take things as they come. My past week, however, was an open c... read more..

03 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

556

Cybersalt News - February 3, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for your kind words and suggestions after I shared about my probable ulcer a few weeks back. I have not had any further problems since I started taking the medica... read more..

02 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

576

One-Liner #1631

Life is like a helicopter ... I don't know how to operate a helicopter.... read more..

02 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

586

Quote #2068

Please remember: your job is the dream of the unemployed, your house is the dream of the homeless, your smile is the dream of the depressed, your health is the dream of those who are sick. Fi... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2577

Political Flipper

Once upon a time, when seals had tremendous political clout, Dianne Feinstein (the former mayor of San Francisco, now Senator) was running for governor. An opposing candidate had a nightmare in which ... read more..

02 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2120

Getting What You Want

We were driving our three-year-old son to his Grandma's home when we stopped at a store. Once inside, our son decided he wanted one of those large gumballs. I told him he couldn't have one, and he be... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3989

Time Off

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work," said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the raft... read more..

30 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

782

Who Shot It?

A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting. All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it. When they found it all 3 sai read more..

30 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

534

Cybersalt News - January 30, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone. Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! That's right, she has completed another trip around the sun and we are both very grateful for that! Both of our ages are starting ... read more..

29 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

858

Mr. Cold, Please Go Away

The older I get, the more allergic I am to cold. So whenever the temperature dips below my age number, that is too cold for me. I know some people relish the cold; that person is not me. There are s... read more..

29 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

642

Quote #2067

"The Christian Gospel is that I am so flawed that Jesus had to die for me, yet I am so loved and valued that Jesus was glad to die for me. This leads to deep humility and deep confidence at the same t read more..

29 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1672

Illustrations

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

713

Ministry High

I personally think more Awana should be legalized.... read more..

29 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

848

One-Liner #1630

It's weird being the same age as old people.... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4810

Dog License

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb. When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitt... read more..

27 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5740

Ancient Telephone Networks

After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone networ... read more..

27 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

558

Cybersalt News - January 27, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The last 7 days have been very interesting around Cybersalt World Headquarters! A week ago Wednesday, our youngest daughter, her husband and their two little children came ... read more..

26 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

577

Quote #2066

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Nelson Mandela read more..

26 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2206

Write This Way

The entrepreneur was attempting to sell business supplies in Scotland. He had no difficulty with finding out what kinds of pencils they bought, paper, envelopes, etc., but with pens he couldn't decide... read more..