Monthly Archive

2022

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 608 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

08 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3428

Stand-up Comedy

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. We asked one of the standard questions, "Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?" "Yes, it has a kickstand... read more..

06 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3411

Age Gamble

A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she was down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaimed, "What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?" A man standing next t... read more..

06 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

503

Cybersalt News - January 6, 2021

Oh look, the first Chicken Thursday of 2022 - Happy New Year! I had intended to send a new year mailing out sooner than this, but simply ran out of energy and emotional gas on the weekend. In my... read more..

05 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

727

One-Liner #1624

"I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented ... I forgot where I was going with this..." read more..

05 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2553

Travel Restrictions

Don't cut through the wheat field Granny! You're going against the grain.... read more..

05 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1912

Living the Christian Life, Christ in Us

This is a story about a little girl who, on the way home from church, turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the Preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?" The ... read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3122

Looking for the Lift

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked me where the lift was. "Go down the hill," ... read more..

01 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

566

Quote #2061

"There comes a point where we need to stop just pulling people out of the river. We need to go upstream and find out why they're falling in." - Desmond Tutu read more..

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