January 2023 - Monthly Archive

14 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

461

One-Liner #1714

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5802

Can't eat beef......mad cow. Can't eat chicken...... bird flu. Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella. Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis. Can't eat fish... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2059

Animal Voices

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1865

Humanism, Socialism

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1706

Health Priorities

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-ray... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

451

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..

11 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3604

Expensive Cosmetics

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly,... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5141

Family Loop

Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughterWith flowing hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two we... read more..

08 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

393

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2023

Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug or been rebugged. So to limit your exposure to whichever it is, today's new i... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

427

One-liner #1713

Don't ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner ... tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, and then take her to her first guess!... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

445

Quote #2149

Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. - An African Proverb.... read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4775

Television Bloopers - British Style

"Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just behind her right ear." Capital Radio Peter Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2311

Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1803

The Marbles, Kind Deeds

During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern Idaho community, I used to stop by Brother Miller's roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and mo... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3459

Letter to Paleoanthropology Division

-Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next t read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

405

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chicken live stream! But here is the deal - it's not alway... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

463

One-Liner #1712

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

540

Quote #2148

"Be grateful to God, every year you live." - Lailah Gifty Akita read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2783

Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1923

Perspective, Choices

Today I woke up early, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have... read more..

04 Jan

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4898

Christmas Treats

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I g read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

470

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy New Year! Grandma Cybersalt and I wish you the happiest 2023 and pray for God's richest blessing upon you and yours. May the power and peace of Jesus be seen at ... read more..