March 2023 - Monthly Archive

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

392

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a really fun night out on Thursday with a friend at the movies. I can't tell you the movie we watched because some people might not be able to bear to know ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3099

Contempt of Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

599

The Epitome of Boredom

I have never considered myself to be boring. I may be boring to other people but not to myself. As you get older, you find out that there are many boring things in this world. When younger, I can't ... read more..

29 Mar

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

610

Fasting

Almost every religion in the world has the concept of fasting. Muslims keep thirsty fasts in the year and Jews keep twenty-two fasts in the year Christians keep forty days of fasti... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9962

Lobster Tails

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3039

Anti-Virus

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. Oh no! Does that mean I'm anti-Symantec?... read more..

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1953

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

422

Quote #2169

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." - J. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

431

One-Liner #1733

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal!... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

465

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

575

What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?

Let me be clear from the beginning. I have made a lot of mistakes during my life. I have made mistakes that I don’t even know about to this day. Even the ones I do know about, I cannot remember very c... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

475

One-Liner #1734

People know you for what you've done, not what you plan to do.... read more..

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4969

Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--Thomas W read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3179

IRS Audit

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Chan, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed t... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1980

Reno Performance

"When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house." read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

402

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Yesterday was the first "hey, nice weather is going to come back" reminder nice day this year at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I went for a walk (I a... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

424

Quote #2168

"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone." - Oswald Chambers read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

642

It Was One of Those Naughty Flings

Busy weeks seem quite the norm for me. When I think things have slowed down, I turn a corner and things speed up again. So it seems like I never really get a break. This past week, for instance, was ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8087

Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2353

Environmental Studies

"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A." read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1965

Strength and Courage

It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

476

One-Liner #1732

Do you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears?... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

443

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I did get my CT scan late on Monday night at 11:00pm, which was wonderful because I am a night owl and the hospital was pretty much quiet. Thank you for your fun poem, haik... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3432

Country Law

A big city Alberta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fen... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

594

A Trip Around the Whirlwind

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were able to take a well-earned vacation. One of our grandsons graduated from high school in Ohio, and we decided to go and celebrate with him. I... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

724

Medical Poems, Haikus, and Limericks

I (Pastor Tim) was having some health issues so I invited Cybersalt Digest Subscribers to lighten things up by writing a poem, haiku, or limerick with the words diverticulitis, CT scan, and antibiotic... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

433

Quote #2167

"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back." - Irish blessing read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3509

In Charge

One evening a preschooler, Abby, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Abby asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the ... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2818

Arguing with Baited Breath

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2089

Wisdom, Silence, Age vs. Youth

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very nex... read more..