March 2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

469

One-Liner #1731

"You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it." - Jimmy Dean read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

402

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's not my goal to permanently turn the news into recurring organ recital about my health, but I must admit that when I am sick I don't feel very creative in my writing. ... read more..

11 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

538

To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option

You would think I would have learned all I needed to learn at my age. However, each day I learn something I did not know the day before. So much of my new learning is still connected to being married ... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

437

Quote #2166

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3265

Plane Pontoons

Tiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage. On his next trip,... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3730

Another Atomic Pun

A neutron goes into a bar. The bartender looks him over and says, "Hey, for you: No charge!"... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1696

Miracles

A mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes. Suddenly, the l... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

508

One-Liner #1730

The man who moves mountains begins by carrying away small stones.... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

438

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I said I had chills when I was putting last Thursday's mailing together? Well, my doctor called me yesterday and let me know the results of the culture they to... read more..

08 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4934

Lucky, The Guide Dog

"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a darn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, t read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

581

It Never Dawned on Me Until

I must confess I am too poor to pay attention at this time in my life. I hope one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford to pay attention. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2856

Ever Ridden a Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't." The... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2752

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I ... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1844

Rich and Poor

One day a father of a rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. Wh... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

396

Quote #2165

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who li... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

408

One-Liner #1729

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.... read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

401

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The antibiotics have started to kick in and hopefully that is it for the chills! A friend of mine invited me to attend a ministry gathering last night but I declined becau... read more..

04 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

638

Another Vacation in the Bank

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I arrived home from our vacation late Tuesday afternoon. I’m not one for vacations, but this one was special. Our grandson who lives in Ohio was graduating ... read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

429

Quote #2164

"Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good; God probes for what is good." - Solomon, Proverbs read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

421

One-Liner #1728

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point ... the glass is refillable.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3267

Enjoyment of Food

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1989

Anniversaries

“On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.”... read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

579

If I Had My Life to Live Over ...

Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would h... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

461

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me! T... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7239

Smoking and Praying

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and ask... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

626

I Don't Believe in Karma

Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other. I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequen... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2904

Sleeping Juror

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2053

Bugged at Work

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever." "Sounds like a virus." "Everyone in the office has it." "Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2395

15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without

~ Jumping on the bandwagon ~ Wading through paperwork ~ Running around in circles ~ Pushing your luck ~ Spinning your wheels ~ Adding fuel to the fire ~ Beating your head against the wall ~ C... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

529

Quote #2163

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far to... read more..