June 2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

11 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

360

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10548

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

535

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1900

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

422

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..

10 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

367

One-Liner #1750

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

618

Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..

09 Jun

Suneel Barkat

Pastor Tim

544

Virtues of a Church

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..

08 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2622

Coyote Solution

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..

08 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1847

Identity

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2043

Bank Worries

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..

08 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

398

One-Liner #1749

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3879

Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

385

Quote #2184

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..

08 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

336

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

03 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

582

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..