November 2023 - Monthly Archive

08 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8418

Buffalo Pun

What did the mama buffalo say to the son buffalo when he went off to college? "Bison."... read more..

08 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1676

Parenting, Children, Sacrifice

Two kids are talking to each other. One says, "I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I'm w... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3598

Goober Ring

Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The ... read more..

08 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

362

Quote #2219

"Accept that life produces more relationships than you can nurture, [and] activities than you can keep up with." - Dr. Henry Cloud read more..

08 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

365

One-Liner #1784

Due to inflation you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.... read more..

05 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

385

Cybersalt News - November 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I turned 58 yesterday. It was a wonderful day of celebrating with Grandma Cybersalt, our 3 kids and two of their spouses (Alyssa's husband Matt is away on a one month mili... read more..

04 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

740

Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly

Our second great grand baby was born at the end of last year. Since then, it has been a delight to watch her grow. I will not say she is the cutest baby in the world, but I haven't met any cuter. She... read more..

04 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

389

Quote #2218

If you're a giver, remember to learn your limits - because takers don't have any. - Unknown... read more..

04 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

339

One-Liner #1783

Deep thought of the day: When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4454

Chicken Cannon

TRUE STORY!!!! It Does Take a Rocket Scientist Scientists at NASA developed a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airlines, military jets, and the space shuttle. The... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2064

Bible Pun 1

A little boy from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on his face. "I'm not going back there anymore," he announced with finality. "I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us... read more..

04 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1705

Good Samaritans

Walking through a rough part of the city one night, two social workers heard moans and groans and muted cries for help coming from an alley. Walking toward the sound, they found a semi-conscious man. ... read more..

03 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

616

I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But

I don’t believe in any of the superstitious nonsense that seems to be going around these days. Some people have a fear of numbers like 13 and 666. What in the world does a number have to do with anyth... read more..

02 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

393

Cybersalt News - November 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I get to go the the airport tonight to be part of a crowd of people welcoming some newcomers to Canada. Another refugee family is restarting their lif... read more..

01 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2813

Dig, Dig, Dig

A husband and wife constantly bickered and fought, often yelling deep into the night. Most fights ended with the husband shouting, "When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and... read more..

01 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

410

Quote #2217

"You still haven't met all the people who are going to love you." - from the song of the same title by David Peralta De La Luz read more..

01 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

395

One-Liner #1782

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

Understanding the Signs

Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs sometimes put on restaurants' restroom doors (Buoys and Gulls, Laddies and Lassies, etc.), but every... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5692

Brutus Pun

Caesar sends Brutus to bring him 12 apples. Brutus returns with the apples and Caesar counts them but finds only 10 apples. He turns to Brutus and angrily says: "Et two, Brutus?"... read more..

01 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1796

The World's Most-Used Lies:

+ It's a good thing you came in today. It's the last one we have. + You made it yourself? I would have never guessed. + Go ahead and tell me, I won't tell another soul. + It's delicious but I can't read more..