December 2023 - Monthly Archive

20 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

1504

Christmas Special

Three men died on Christmas day and found themselves at the PearlyGates. St. Peter met them and said, "Because it's Christmas day we have a special deal on entry into Heaven. If you have something on... read more..

17 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

322

Cybersalt News - December 17, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! After attending a Christmas party last night, with other members of the worship team from our church, Grandma Cybersalt and I seem to have nothing else social on our agend... read more..

16 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

337

Quote #2228

"To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold." - Aristotle read more..

16 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

330

One-Liner #1793

It's strange there is a setting on every toaster to completely burn the bread.... read more..

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5409

Why Did God Give Rudolph a Red Nose?

This is the time of the year when churches give way to the Great White Way. I am referring, of course, to the annual Sunday school Christmas program. No church year is complete without this extravagan... read more..

16 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

14080

Christmas Cookie Rules

1. If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie free. 2. If you drink a diet soda afte read more..

16 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2871

Christmastime Separation

“Christmas: That time of year when a wife has to separate the men from the toys.” - Lee Daniel Quinn... read more..

14 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

331

Cybersalt News - December 14, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Wow - I just spotted so many grammatical mistakes in last week's news! I am behind on my emails so I don't even know whom to thank for pointing them out! When I first saw ... read more..

13 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2975

Nativity Accent

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets! ... read more..

13 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

616

Life Can Be a Series of Dreams

Lately, I’ve been having some fascinating dreams at night. Usually, I don’t give much thought to dreams, but lately, I’ve been thinking more about them. Last night, for example, I had this exciting d... read more..

13 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

379

Quote #2227

"It's what you give that makes an impact on this world, regardless of the things you have." - Jennifer Betts read more..

13 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

347

One-Liner #1792

I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school.... read more..

13 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1722

Stubborn Children

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. (This happens when you combine a headstrong three-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent.) Sarah'... read more..

13 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4061

Merry Christmas From Your Pets

Meowy Christmas from your loving cat.Aren't I cute? Now leave me alone. --Ann Bartow --------------------- I've always loved the Christmas Feast.I've heard this year it's ham.Too bad I've other plan... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2709

Christmastime

"Christmas is a time when lots of people get Santa-mental." read more..

10 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

311

Cybersalt News - December 10, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! We're into the shortest days and darkest and rainiest nights of the year here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. But in 11 days we will have the "shortest" day and from ther... read more..

09 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1977

Time, Wisdom, Experience, Aging

Things People Have Learned Through the Years... I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".- Age 5 I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli ei... read more..

09 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

397

Quote #2226

"Remember this December, that love weighs more than gold." - Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon read more..

09 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

383

One-Liner #1791

December weather is more confusing than trying to untangle rainbow Christmas lights.... read more..

09 Dec

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

3758

Christmas Tree Hunt

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here: Two goobers went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls ... read more..

09 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3014

Cat Songs Pun

*Cats Favorite Christmas Songs* 1. Up on the Mousetop 2. Joy to the Curled 3. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus 4. Jingle Balls 5. Wreck the Halls read more..

08 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

508

From Roast Turkey to Reindeer

Nothing is more confusing than being in the middle of two holidays. I have just finished Thanksgiving, and now Christmas is before me. Each year, it gets more difficult to adjust to the next holiday. ... read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

347

Cybersalt News - December 7, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is almost fully decorated for Christmas, including 3 LED bulbs in our ceiling fan. I have each bulb rotating through different colours at a dif... read more..

06 Dec

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2607

Holiday Restaurant

I almost got thrown out of my sister-in-law's house one year at the holidays. I told them that I was thinking of opening a restaurant (I did this with a straight face, so they thought I was serious).... read more..

06 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

365

One-Liner #1790

December is the month to “sleigh” the holiday decorations!... read more..

06 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

403

Quote #2225

"Angels from the realms of glory wing your flight over all the earth. You who sang creations story, now proclaim Messiah's birth! Come and worship; worship Christ the newborn King." -James Montgomery read more..

06 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

34165

Rainy Weather Humor

Nothing personal against Seattleites - feel free to change it to any other place that gets a lot of rain.------------------ A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. She gets up the next day and ... read more..

06 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2985

Brown Paper Pete

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender delivered the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everybody?" The bartender replied, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who a... read more..

06 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1681

Most Important Words

The six most important words "I admit that I was wrong!" The five most important words "You did a great job." The four most important words "What do you think?" The three most important words ... read more..

03 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

811

I Then Thought of Chocolate

Everybody has their own comfort food. I have a long list of comfort food, and Apple Fritter is at the top. Nothing comforts me quite like a fresh Apple Fritter. The other day I needed some comfort fo... read more..