2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #120

28 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1808

Waiting For Heaven

When Sara was 6, her new puppy became seriously ill, and the vet didn't know if he could save it. I felt very bad for Sara, because this was her first pet and it had been a Christmas gift, so I said ... read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4972

Stone's Throw

A vacationer e-mailed a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw away from the beach," he was told. "But how will I recognize it?" asked the man. Back came the reply: "It's the... read more..

28 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

829

Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween?

The older I get, the less patience I have for holidays. I certainly am not a holiday guru in any sense of the word. When I was younger, my favorite holiday was Christmas because of all the presents I... read more..

19 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

386

Cybersalt News - October 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are away for a week, attending my nephew's wedding back East, so you may not hear back from us until the 29th. Today's video share is a satisfying ... read more..

17 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

846

Where Did The Summer Go?

This past week started out as the best week of the whole year. At least, I thought so at the time. I finished my book manuscript and sent it to the publisher. I caught up with some other projects tha... read more..

17 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

363

One-Liner #1780

I hate it when I see some old person and then realize we went to high school together.... read more..

17 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

381

Quote #2215

"I don't trust anyone who's nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3603

Roast Woes

The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. "Darling, whatever is the matter?" he asked. "Sweetheart," she sobbed, "the most terrible thing has happ... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2250

Biology Seminars

The marine biology seminars weren't for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises.... read more..

17 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1760

Child's Play

When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll. One evening she smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser an... read more..

14 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

406

How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day

This past week started rather rough. At least rougher than others. It started with a cough. A cough is not that serious if it's just one cough or maybe two. But it is not good when it is one cough af... read more..

08 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

383

Cybersalt News - October 8, 2023

Sunday greetings and Happy Thanksgiving from Canada! As promised, I have cut back on watching medical videos and have a video share for you today. I was amazed to see the craftsmanship that went into... read more..

Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table

07 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5646

Turkey Was Made To Be Guest At Our Thanksgiving Table

I survived another Thanksgiving with all the trimmings. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has outdone herself once again with our Thanksgiving dinner. I still do not know how she accomplishes thi... read more..

07 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

417

One-Liner #1779

My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes; I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that...... read more..

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4407

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

1. Salmonella won't be a concern. 2. Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened. 3. Uninvited guests will think twice next year. 4. Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfou read more..

07 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4402

Butler Greeting

Lady of the house: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive." Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."... read more..

07 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2829

Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn... read more..

07 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

410

Quote #2214

“To speak gratitude is courteous and pleasant, to enact gratitude is generous and noble, but to live gratitude is to touch Heaven.” - Johannes A. Gaertner... read more..

05 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

352

Cybersalt News - October 5, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I went for a nice walk with Grandma Cybersalt yesterday, just as a fog was rolling in off the Salish Sea. I took this picture later on as it was rolling out at sunset. Afte... read more..

04 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3330

Tiny Colonel

A guy walked into a tavern and sat down on a barstool. He ordered a beer and a shot glass of whiskey. The bartender was surprised to see him place the shot glass into the pocket of his overcoat. The m... read more..

04 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

672

What’s the Harm with a Little Treat?

The last month has been crazy for me and The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Every month has its crazy element, but this past month beats them all. First, my main computer crashed, and I lost a l... read more..

04 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1932

Dog's Life Complaint

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded. "He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, ... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5048

Thanks Mom

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I t... read more..

04 Oct

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

15113

Broom Pun

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom. The ... read more..

04 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

399

Quote #2213

"Tools are tools, but work is wisdom." - Unknown read more..

04 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

433

One-Liner #1778

Education is important, but good ice cream is importanter.... read more..

01 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

369

Cybersalt News - October 1, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone and welcome to October! I've been watching a lot of medical procedure videos on YouTube lately. I realized this when I was looking at my history to find a video to share and... read more..

30 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

687

What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead?

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3079

Preaching Assistant

A minister was called away unexpectedly by the illness of a close family member. He entrusted his new assistant with filling the pulpit. The Pastor's wife stayed home. When he returned, the minister ... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6547

Casserole Pun

Martha Stewart's recipe for chicken casserole is to boil the chicken in water and to then Dump the Stock.... read more..