2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

30 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

454

Quote #2212

"Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it." - Unknown read more..

30 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1977

There once was an oyster Whose story I tell Who found that some sand Had got into his shell. It was only a grain but it gave him great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now,... read more..

30 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

415

One-Liner #1777

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.... read more..

28 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

386

Cybersalt News - September 28, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday - and happy 25th anniversary to the Cybersalt Digest! That's right, today is the 15th anniversary of the sending out my first newsletter. That first edition went on September... read more..

27 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3536

Seriously Hurt?

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks the driver, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" th... read more..

27 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

622

Memories Can Be So Memorable

In growing older, I noticed a strange phenomenon. The older I get, the more I forget. I remember things that happened in my youth and the pressure of those memories is, are they true, or am I just mak... read more..

27 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

416

Quote #2211

"Our prayers may be awkward. Our attempts may be feeble. But since the power of prayer is in the One who hears it and not in the one who says it, our prayers do make a difference." - Max Lucado read more..

27 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

437

One-Liner #1776

(How to politely tell someone they are not very bright.) Wisdom has always been chasing you, but you have always been faster. read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4433

Check that Address!

Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip to Louisiana. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer (JenJohnson). Unfortunately, he forgot his wife's ... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3126

Boat Names

A boating magazine ran a contest for clever boat names. The following names reeled in the honors: Brace Yourself (owned by an orthodontist) Sir Osis of the River Aqua Seltzer Out to Launch Watert... read more..

27 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2019

Move Your Mind Forward

Whatever you dwell upon in your mind, you give power to. So of course it makes sense to focus on what you want rather than what you don't want. Yet there are many ways in which the things you don't wa... read more..

24 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

352

Cybersalt News - September 24, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Cybersalt World Headquarters is looking forward to welcoming back some significant rain this evening and in the coming week. The last really good rain we experienced was ba... read more..

23 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

355

One-Liner #1775

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it's fun to not be able to open that drawer.... read more..

23 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

344

Quote #2210

"The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject." - Marcus Aurelius read more..

22 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6784

Buddhist Pun

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.... read more..

22 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2191

Born Again

An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see "whoever wrote the obituary column." When referred to a young reporter, he stormed, "You can see I'm very... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3310

Misbehaving Phone Call

Seven year old Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had ... read more..

21 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2548

Crime Stories

IN THE BAG A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs official thought it odd that the golfer didn't know what a hand... read more..

21 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

374

Cybersalt News - September 21, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! If you happen to end up on the Cybersalt Site today I apologize for how ugly it is. It broke earlier this week and since it was due for a major software migration in the sys... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3957

Fair Trial

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The law... read more..

20 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

359

Quote #2209

"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do." - Unknown read more..

20 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

437

One-Liner #1774

My superpower is holding on to stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.... read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2093

Laws of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my hand, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be you read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

7335

Birth Pun

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them out for their father to see. He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapp... read more..

17 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

406

Cybersalt News - September 17, 2023

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's video share is a first for me: a video from TikTok. The fellow featured in this video has such an infectious faith that I had to share it with you. However, being o... read more..

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

16 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

542

One More Scam Call and I’m Going to Scream

Upon retirement, my life changed in few ways. I'm still as busy as before; I just don't get a paycheck for being busy. Nothing has changed that much. The one thing that has changed is I schedule a na... read more..

16 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

417

Quote #2207

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire read more..

16 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

378

One-Liner #1772

So after winning the game, I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV ... apparently, it's unacceptable in bowling.... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2931

Changing Plates

My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman who took the call asked where Vermont was. As he tried to explain, she interrupted and read more..

16 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6040

Bill Pun

A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail the lawyer had his bill back. To it was attached a card which read: "Happy Bi... read more..