2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #180

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

16 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1712

Trained For Trouble, Parenting, Raising Children

Once there was a little boy. When he was three weeks old his parents turned him over to a baby-sitter. When he was two years old, they dressed him up like a cowboy, and gave him a gun. When he was t... read more..

14 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

348

Cybersalt News - September 14, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I pastored local churches for 28 years and in that time I never saw a sheep as woolly as the sheep in today's video share!Click Here to watch the video. Enjoy the rest of t... read more..

13 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5905

A Man With Few Words

Once upon a time there was a prince who, through no fault of his own, was cast under a spell by an evil witch. The curse was that the prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could sav... read more..

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

13 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

473

Knowing Everything is a Blessing and a Curse

If you ever spent more than five minutes with me, you would conclude that I do not know everything. I would agree 100%. It is not bad that I don't know everything. I know today more than I knew ten y... read more..

13 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

362

Quote #2208

My little brother just asked, "Why are people so nice to the people who are about to die?" And I told him that we want to make their last few moments on earth happy. And he said, "Everyone dies... read more..

13 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

404

One-Liner #1773

Always order two coffees ... to make your second donut look like it's for someone else. ... read more..

13 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1833

Following Orders

As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The In... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3914

SPCA Rescue

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the SPCA?" "Yes." "I want you to send somebody over right away." "What's wrong?" "There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting i read more..

13 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2397

Booty

A famous treasure hunter went out one day with all of his diving gear to search for a treasure box that was supposed to be on a sunken ship. He swam around for a while and looked where it was supposed... read more..

09 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

397

So This Is Old Age

The other morning I got up; at least, I tried to get up, but the bones in every part of my body had organized a labor strike against me. I’m not quite sure what they were protesting. As I lay there g... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

378

Cybersalt News - September 7, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I just noticed that the subject of last Sunday's mailing was [Cybersalt Digest] Issue #48500. Even Walter M. did not catch that one - or maybe he did and I just haven't... read more..

06 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2454

Forgotten Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next t... read more..

06 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

534

As If I Really Could

Have you ever had the feeling that you've been hoodwinked? You can't point out the specifics, but something deep inside suggests you have been. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I had a wond... read more..

06 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

376

One-Liner #1771

Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone, just look at them shocked and whisper, "You can see me?"... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

16886

How Hot Is It?

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. The trees are whistling for the dogs. The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water now comes ou read more..

06 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3151

Bicycle Pun

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.... read more..

06 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1715

Hot Sauce

Two friends and I ordered sandwiches in a local joint. I wanted hot sauce, Jim wanted medium and Bob, mild. When I asked for all three, the ornery waitress pointed to the squeeze bottle sitting in t... read more..

06 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

402

Quote #2206

"The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." - Plato read more..

03 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

385

Cybersalt News - September 3, 2023

Sunday greetings and welcome to September! I had the wrong privacy setting on the ink to the video of me roller skating so some of you who tried to watch it were not able to. I can't imagine not bein... read more..

02 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

530

Have Giggle Will Laugh

I have many problems in my life. I have yet to recognize all of my problems, but I'm sure I will soon. That's why it's so great to be married to someone like The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. T... read more..

02 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

389

Quote #2205

“Desire that your life count for something great! Long for your life to have eternal significance. Want this! Don’t coast through life without a passion.” - John Piper, Don't Waste Your Life... read more..

02 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

363

One-Liner #1770

Our child has a great deal of willpower - and even more won't power. - Red Skelton... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3430

Hypo Teen

Our neighbor used the word hypochondriac to describe the phase her teen-age daughter was going though. One day the girl was convinced that the pain on her left side was appendicitis. Her mother expl... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14958

Blanket Pun

Sunday after church a mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your blanket." Needless to say, the mom was perplexed. Later i... read more..

02 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1833

Holiness, Missing the Mark, Sin, Guilt

I'm a driving examiner for the state of Indiana, and while I was giving a road test to a young man, he went through a red light without stopping. I told him that he had automatically failed the test. ... read more..

31 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

349

Cybersalt News - August 31, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! I often attend the monthly "Coffee Talk" that the local Chamber of Commerce, of which I am a member, puts on at 8:30am on the last Tuesday of each month. It involves going t... read more..

30 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

486

Our Summer Vacation Jamboree

After months and months of planning, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finalized our vacation plans for the summer. Because of our busy lifestyle, something like this cannot be done with just a ... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3026

The Power of Government

Pythagorean theorem: 24 Words The Lord's Prayer: 66 Words Archimedes' Principle: 67 Words The 10 Commandments: 179 Words The Gettysburg Address: 286 Words The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 W... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2437

Baseball Score

"A passerby stopped to watch a baseball game taking place at the local park. "Who's playing?" he asked another observer. "The Masons against the Knights of Columbus," he responded. "What's the scor read more..

30 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1816

Cab Driver Etiquette

On a business trip to India, I arrived at the airport in Delhi and took a taxi to my hotel, where I was greeted by my hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars ... read more..