2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #210

30 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

386

Quote #2204

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence. - African Proverb... read more..

30 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

382

One-Liner #1769

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo - seems like a very low number of rodeos.... read more..

27 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

343

Cybersalt News - August 27, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! My last official haircut was 2 weeks ago. I only mention that as a segue to tell you that I modified my haircut last night getting ready to cook supper. It has been years ... read more..

I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends

26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

524

I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends

The one place in our humble residence I would prefer to avoid, especially in the morning, is my bathroom. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has her bathroom, and I have mine. I make visiting my ... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Diary

Linda: "What's that you're reading?" Jill: "A diary." Linda: What's in it? Jill: "I can't tell you that. A diary is a highly personal and confidential affair. It has important secret dreams and sec... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2477

Battle of Wits Pun

Morris has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair, and asks him to be seated for a short while. Morris settles down, picks up a glo... read more..

Humility, Servanthood, Praise, Encouragement

26 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

3513

Humility, Servanthood, Praise, Encouragement

Whenever I'm disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he'd set his heart on being in it,... read more..

26 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

387

Quote #2203

You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people around you. - unknown... read more..

26 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

357

One-Liner #1768

Dogs prepare you for babies; cats prepare you for teenagers.... read more..

24 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1687

Funeral Plans, Preparing for Death

It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must. "Mom, you are no longer a spring chicken and you do need to think ahead of what will happen in the future. Why ... read more..

24 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

479

We Weren’t Expecting That

Sometimes things happen that you never expected. When those unexpected things happen, if they are good, that is a blessing; if they are bad, that’s a different story. I learned this expectation of ... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4613

Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't squat with your spurs on. Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. The easiest way to eat crow is while it's stil... read more..

$Cybersalt News - August 24, 2023$

24 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

324

Cybersalt News - August 24, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I celebrated our 37th anniversary yesterday. She was camping with our daughter and family while I was at home working. Don't worry - it's all good as I... read more..

23 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

362

One-Liner #1767

I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone.... read more..

23 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

416

Quote #2202

"The value of persistent prayer is not that God will hear us, but that we finally hear Him." - William McGill read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

343

Cybersalt News - August 20, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With all the fires in Western Canada this summer, Cybersalt World Headquarters (on the Southern Tip of Vancouver Island) has gotten off pretty easy with very few days of h... read more..

19 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

534

These Old Bones of Mine

I had a frightening experience the other day. I know I must be getting old because things that never frightened me before frighten me. I also see things I never saw before. Going into the bathroom ... read more..

18 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

443

Quote #2201

"A flower does not think about competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms." - Unknown read more..

18 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4631

Beef Pun

My boyfriend and I were lunching at a sidewalk café in Huntington Beach, CA. Our waitress looked like a real surfer girl; athletic with a great tan and blond hair. Mulling over the menu, my guy aske... read more..

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4246

Do As I Say!

An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questi... read more..

Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships

18 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1594

Long Marriages, Comfortable Relationships

Because my parents were married on Aug 27, my dad gives my mom an "anniversary" card on the 27th of every month as a way of showing her how much he loves her and appreciates their 40 years together. ... read more..

17 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

393

Heard on Camera

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the han... read more..

17 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

319

Cybersalt News - August 17, 2023

Oh Look Chicken Thursday! One of the Cybersalt Team who helps put together part of the digest is a refugee who is trying to escape the country he fled to (an in which he is not safe) 10 years ago. Re... read more..

16 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

499

Book Return

A week ago, my mother-in-law began reading "The Exorcist." She said it was the most evil book she had ever read. So evil, in fact, that she couldn't finish it. She took it over to the beach and th... read more..

16 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

569

Who Invented the AutoCorrect?

The other day I recognized something that had been happening for quite a while. As I was texting. I noticed that there was AutoCorrect. So whenever I spelled a word, it would finish the spelling befor... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4179

Thanks

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he ... read more..

16 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1574

Job Interviews

Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit. "What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I've bought cars for $500!" "T... read more..

16 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

398

Quote #2199

"He who does not desire power is fit to hold it." - Plato read more..

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

386

One-Liner #1764

Very proud to have just finished my 7th marathon in 7 days - or 'Snickers' as they are now called.... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2854

Beach Pun

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, exce... read more..