2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #240

16 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

346

One-Liner #1766

I find it hard to believe that bears made porridge and the only thing wrong with it was the temperature.... read more..

13 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

375

Cybersalt News - August 13, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Cybersalt Digest last Chicken Thursday due to Grandma Cybersalt and I getting to spend some bonus time with our visitors. In this case, bonus time equals the ... read more..

12 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

536

I’m Too Smart to be Stupid

After being married for over 50 years, my wife, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, knows more about me than I know about myself. At least, that's the perception I get from her actions. It must... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3227

Plane Seat

It was Judi's first plane trip. Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in the quietest part of the plane. A man came over and politely said, "Ma'am, you're in my seat." "Go away and f... read more..

12 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2931

Bathroom Supply

In search of a new shower for our home, my wife and I went to a bathroom-supply store. We discussed our needs with a young saleswoman. Since it was near closing time, we had to curtail our discussion... read more..

12 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2027

Christianity Is a Crutch

By Reverend Isaac Unger - Used With Permission I clearly recall the day that one of my professors and I sat for several hours discussing the validity of Christianity's claims and the credibility of t... read more..

09 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

395

Quote #2200

"There are two ways to read Scripture - the way a lawyer reads a will and the way an heir reads a will." - Alexander Whyte read more..

09 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

368

One-Liner #1765

"She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said, 'There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair." - Red Skelton read more..

03 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

444

Cybersalt News - August 3, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are enjoying a visit with our friend (my late friend's wife) and two of their children. It is bittersweet that Darrell is not here and I miss him so... read more..

02 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3489

Helicopter Ride

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is... read more..

02 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

558

Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says

Several years ago, I had a heart attack, which surprised my family and friends, who didn't know I had a heart. I was not sure I had a heart either until that day it attacked me. What my heart had aga... read more..

02 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

412

Quote #2198

Faith can move mountains but don't be surprised if God hands you the shovel. - Unknown... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5208

Computer Cup Holder

This is the call a Tech Rep friend of mine took one day: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

8562

Bell Pun

Fran and Al were honeymooning in France, visiting all the historic sites. Today's highlight was to have been the visit to the famous bell tower at the Cathedral of Saint Lorraine near Nice. They had ... read more..

02 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1648

Red Tape

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, the nurse said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

02 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

440

One-Liner #1763

The word queue is ironic - it's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.... read more..

30 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

572

If Only I Had it My Way

Every once in a while, I have a little thought giggling in my brain to the effect that if only I had it my way. I don’t have it often, but I try to take it seriously when I do. My personal history is... read more..

30 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

389

Cybersalt News - July 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was not Digest last Chicken Thursday: I was just too tired to put it together. I feel a bit guilty about that because just as I was giving up for the day, our daught... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5490

Modern Day Proverbs

ON DEEP THOUGHTS: A day without sunshine is like night. ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES: There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you buy this, take it home, play it, and... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5327

Baseball Puns

Baseball was a well-established sport even in biblical times: Genesis 1:1 ... "In the big inning" Genesis 24:15,16 ... "Rebekah went to the well with a pitcher" Numbers 11:32 ... "ten homers" Seco... read more..

29 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1698

Passing Along Wisdom

"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups, do fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke read more..

26 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

422

Quote #2197

"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs ... I simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." - Sgt Johnny Joey Jones read more..

26 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

388

One-Liner #1762

Hike in groups; bears like to have options.... read more..

23 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

353

Cybersalt News - July 23, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The big news at Cybersalt World Headquarters is the "no news yet" as Grandma Cybersalt and I await news of the arrival of our 6th grandchild - due 3 days ago! We know it i... read more..

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

22 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

602

What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything?

After my heart attack, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage enacted a dietary regimen in accordance with improving my health. The theme of this dietary regimen is vegetables, vegetables, vegetabl... read more..

22 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

451

One-Liner #1761

U-Haul has the worst drivers of any company!... read more..

22 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

367

Careful When Drinking

To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun it's best to use subtle tea.... read more..

22 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

394

Quote #2196

"Children are not a distraction from more important work; they are the most important work." - C. S. Lewis read more..

22 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3733

Toilet Brush

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, ... read more..

22 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1633

Discipline, Serving

When our son Jimmy went to Navy boot camp, we waited impatiently for word from him. Finally we received a post card telling us he was doing well and we shouldn't worry. It went on to say that he was ... read more..