2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #300

06 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

378

Cybersalt News - July 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been like groundhog day at Cybersalt World Headquarters this week: wake up to beautiful weather each day, work all day, go to bed, wake up and do it all over again. ... read more..

05 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

505

Confident Professor

In appreciation of their hard work during the school year, a group of professors were invited to sight seeing flight that was leaving from a nearby airport. When the doors closed and the plane was ab... read more..

05 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

406

Quote #2191

We ask, "Who deserves it?" Jesus asks, "Who needs it?" - Unknown... read more..

05 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

461

One-Liner #1756

Sometimes I use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis.... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5382

TV Quote

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. -- Gallagher... read more..

05 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8258

Noisy Neighbors

A man was telling his friend about his upstairs neighbors. "They started to jump up and down on the floor at five o'clock in the morning!" His friend asked, "Well, didn't that disturb you? Didn't yo... read more..

$Giving 100%$

05 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1868

Giving 100%

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100. Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future. What makes life 100?? Well, if: A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4 etc to Z = 2... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

390

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and welcome to July! I had two old fillings replaced this past week at the dentist. They were cracking, which is not surprising because I think they have been in my mouth... read more..

01 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

522

It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It

When it comes to words, everybody has their own definition. Someone says one word and another person thinks it's altogether something else. For example, when someone says "vegetable," The Gracious Mi... read more..

01 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

395

Quote #2190

"A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown read more..

01 Jul

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

433

Virtual Crickets

I told a joke on a zoom meeting, but nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not remotely funny.... read more..

01 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

400

One-Liner #1755

People are so judgmental - I can tell just by looking at them.... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5944

Lost In Canada

An American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city. When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to t... read more..

01 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1732

Trusting the Pilot

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. "I'm ... read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

393

Cybersalt News - June 29, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have ordered a new desktop computer for Cybersalt World Headquarters: the first new one since May of 2013. I do a lot of training videos and some live streams for my YouT... read more..

28 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3568

Invisible Man First

"If I could be invisible the first thing I would do is fly to Paris and find a mime performing on the street and beat the daylights out of him - the round of applause he would get would be amazin read more..

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

522

What a Wacky World We Live In

I like the old saying, “Just when you think it can’t get any worse, it does.” This is the kind of world we live in today, and I’m still not adjusted to this sort of thing. I’m not sure I will ever ad... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8574

Workplace Insanity

How to keep a healthy level of insanity in the workplace =============================== 1. Page yourself over the intercom. (don't disguise your voice) 2. Ask people to call you "... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2201

Aussie Network

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.... read more..

28 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1932

Wisdom

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, th... read more..

28 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

397

Quote #2189

Sometimes we miss savoring a worthy moment because we are too busy trying to plan a perfect one. - unknown... read more..

28 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

410

One-Liner #1754

I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up, or is there a number to call?... read more..

25 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

397

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was driving home from a men's gathering last evening (after enjoying a barbeque and making bows and arrows with my son-in-law, Josh) when I started to hear a rattle from... read more..

24 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

517

I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention

Occasionally I go to my computer and search for the wealthiest preachers in America. I am curious to know who came up with this idea, but I check it out occasionally to see who they are. As often as ... read more..

24 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

475

Quote #2188

"Divine deliverance does not always mean an escape from trouble: it sometimes means finding God in trouble." John Stott read more..

24 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

435

One-Liner #1753

To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule; after 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest. @macabredarklingw... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6882

Bulletin Humor

I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than these ones! 1. Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. 2. Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication t... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4915

Braille Pun

I took a friend of mine who is visually impaired to church with me this morning. Several of the children in the congregation were fascinated with her Braille Bible. One of the adults came over to see... read more..

24 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1854

Weddings

A little boy sat through a Sunday School class and learned about the time Jesus went to a wedding and changed the water into wine. "And what did you learn from that story?" asked his father afterward... read more..

22 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

447

Cybersalt News - June 22, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! With the summer solstice occurring yesterday, today will be shorter (daylight-wise) than yesterday. Grandma Cybersalt mentioned to me that she does not look forward to the ... read more..