2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #330

21 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2667

Elderly Proposal

There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper ... read more..

The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue

21 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

566

The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue

As my Uncle Fred used to say, "One of the great benefits of getting old is that you know everything." If you had ever met Uncle Fred, you would easily conclude that he certainly wasn’t getting old. ... read more..

21 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

421

Quote #2187

You cannot see your reflection in boiling water. Similarly, you cannot see the truth in a state of anger. When the water calms, clarity comes. - unknown... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6015

Boris, Bill, & Bill

A throw-back joke to the late '90s when everyone was concerned about the year 2000 and what might happen to all the computers as one century ended and a new one began. Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2494

Archeologist Pun

Archeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins.... read more..

21 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2638

Friendship

You gave me words of kindness tied with a ribbon of gold, hearing them was important to heal my heart and soul. Your gift of words made a difference when I was down and blue, questioning why I bother... read more..

21 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

415

One-Liner #1752

If you see a toilet in your dreams, DO NOT USE IT!... read more..

18 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

375

Cybersalt News - June 18, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone - and happy Father's Day to those who are celebrating! There was no mailing last Chicken Thursday as Grandma Cybersalt and I were spending the last night of trip back east ... read more..

17 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

387

Quote #2186

"Dad hugs are strong hugs that can say so many things, like 'I've got you. I'm always right here. And I'll always love you.'" - Melvina Young read more..

17 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

424

One-Liners #1751

Chickens: The pet that poops breakfast!... read more..

17 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

582

I’d Rather Kiss a Goat

There are very few things in my life I regret; at least that I can remember. One of the good things about getting old is that you can forget many things. The important thing is to forget the right th... read more..

17 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1751

Legacy, Parenting, Mentoring

A teacher was upset that one little boy was swearing in class. "Todd," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear those words?" "My daddy says that," Todd replied. "Well... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2945

Attendance Deal

A Baptist preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he w... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4769

Dads and Babies

My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The six-year-old said, "And I look just li... read more..

11 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

362

Cybersalt News - June 11, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are having a very nice visit with our eldest daughter and her family. Today we are all heading up for the second half of trip to spend some time wi... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10550

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Some grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: - The future of "I give" is "I take.... read more..

10 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

537

Quote #2185

"Surround yourself with people who fight for you in rooms you aren't in." - unknown read more..

10 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1901

God's Indwelling, The Christian Life

One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me." The mother said, "Oh! Why is that? The girl replied, "Well, ... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

425

Exercise Repetition

"I didn't have time to jog this morning." "You say that every day." "I know. It's a running joke." read more..

10 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

369

One-Liner #1750

I just bought this new TV and it says, "Built in Antenna;" I don't even know where that is.... read more..

09 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

620

Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool

Recently, the A/C company we use came and did their yearly inspection. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage took them around to the places that needed inspection. Everything turned out to be quite w... read more..

09 Jun

Suneel Barkat

Pastor Tim

546

Virtues of a Church

Many people, when thinking about a good church, have an idea of a beautiful church building with good seating arrangements, good parking, and a lawn where I can walk. This kind of person does not... read more..

08 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2624

Coyote Solution

Environmentalists and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and t... read more..

08 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1852

Identity

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and aske... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2045

Bank Worries

I was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happ... read more..

08 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

400

One-Liner #1749

I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's a second passenger who is not wearing their seatbelt.... read more..

08 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3882

Dog Sweater

In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a yellow sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. "I can't do that!" the lady said. "The sweater ... read more..

08 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

387

Quote #2184

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison read more..

08 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

338

Cybersalt News - June 8, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Well, it looks like even though I have been sending out the Digest the last couple of weeks, but it has not been going out because I accidentally turned off the CRON job wh... read more..

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

03 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

585

Nothing Like a Mystery to Calm My Nerves

Nothing calms me down more than a mystery when I have a busy week. The other afternoon I got caught up and faced some rather stressful situations. The remedy to all of this would be to watch one of t... read more..