2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

11 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3200

Household Repairs

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always s... read more..

11 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

514

Sow a Thought Reap a Pie

One thing that has been burning in my life has been thoughts. Not that I don't have thoughts, but I'm not quite sure how to use them when I have them. Looking back over my life, it has been my thought... read more..

11 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

443

Cybersalt News - May 11, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Nice weather has returned to Cybersalt World Headquarters - I just have to remember to get out of the house to enjoy some of it. The other day I opened the front door of ou... read more..

10 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

457

One-Liner #1744

It's amazing how the sentence "don't believe everything you read on the internet" is the same backwards as it is forwards.... read more..

10 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

382

Quote #2180

"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes; tacos fall apart and we still love them." - Unknown read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5452

Strange Lawsuits

An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) -- then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail. He sa... read more..

10 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2380

Application Pun

A man sees a job advert published on a building site, "Handy man wanted; apply within." The man goes to speak to the foreman and applies. Foreman: "Can you drive a forklift truck?" Man: "No." Forem... read more..

10 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1755

Natural Birth

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the s... read more..

10 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

542

I don't Always . . . .

This image is a shoutout to all my friends in the Basic Joomla Tutorials YouTube family - Especially Michael C! ... read more..

07 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

404

Cybersalt News - May 7, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I did some springtime work in our backyard yesterday, including a bunch of tree trimming and pruning. It was a very successful day for me: I didn't f... read more..

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

06 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

520

I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble

Trouble is not my middle name, although it sure could be; just ask The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I try to keep out of trouble, but my definition differs from my wife's. What she considers t... read more..

06 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

389

Quote #2179

"God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars." - Martin Luther read more..

06 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2593

Baby Supplies

My husband is always complaining about my inability to stay on a budget and about the costs of running the household in general. This has become worse since we had twins. Everything is double -- cloth... read more..

06 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1692

Footsteps to Live By

There are those times that come along, When things just don't go right, When fairness seems to slip away, And wrong things fill our sight. Sometimes it's hard for us to see, Beyond the hurt we feel. ... read more..

06 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

421

One-Liner #1743

When something goes wrong in your life, just say "Plot Twist!" and move on.... read more..

06 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

1728

Historic Recall

Ms. Crabtree had been telling her 1st grade class the story of the discovery of America by Columbus. She concluded with, "And all this happened more than 500 years ago." "Wow!" exclaimed Little John... read more..

04 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5507

HMO At The Gates

Confronted by two doctors and an HMO manager at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked them to identify and explain themselves. The first doctor stepped forward. "I was a pediatric spine surgeon and helpe... read more..

04 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

627

What Would My Life Be Without a Cookie

This past week was about as crazy as they get. When I think it can't get any crazier, somebody hears me and makes it crazier just for me. One morning I had to go across town to get some office suppli... read more..

04 May

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

471

Cybersalt News - May 4, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and May the fourth be with you! I accidentally cut of the ending of Pastor Suneel Barkat's latest article on Sunday, so I have included it below again so everyone can easi... read more..

03 May

One-liners

Susan Davis

443

One-Liner #1742

Life is like a roller coaster picture: scary at the moment, fun to look back on.... read more..

03 May

Quotes

Susan Davis

402

Quote #2178

"Growth is the great separator between those who succeed and those who do not. When I see a person beginning to separate themselves from the pack, it's almost always due to personal growth." - John C read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5756

Letters of Recommendation

If you have to write a "letter of recommendation" for a fired employee, here are a few suggested phrases: -For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find.""It seemed her career was... read more..

02 May

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

6118

Auditor

As a sales rep for a publisher of accounting reference materials, I was talking to a customer about a guide to assist with preparing for an audit. The way she described their organization led me to b... read more..

02 May

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1711

Child Leashes

While watching my grandson's baseball game, I saw a young mother with her toddler on one of those child leashes. She was talking with another mom about an incident that happened earlier that morning.... read more..

30 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

437

Cybersalt News - April 30, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I had a great time at the www.jdayusa.com conference last week in Austin, Texas, and we super enjoyed the extra days we spent there - including ... read more..

29 Apr

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

708

Silence of God

When we look at the nature of God, we come to know that He is a loving God and always keeps his fellowship with human beings because He created them in His own image. Man has the skill to speak, liste... read more..

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

29 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

553

Where is The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage?

Our family's Christmas this year was the best one yet. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage says that every year. I completely agree with her this year. Our great-granddaughter serv... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2829

Safe Keeping

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On ... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3467

Archeological Pun

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance, and his famous g... read more..

29 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1860

The Perishing Parish

A pastor had had a bad week. On Sunday he was very frustrated and he began his sermon, "Everyone in this parish is going to hell if they don't change their ways." One man in the back began to laugh. ... read more..