2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #420

22 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

485

One-Liner #1741

One day you'll be thankful things didn't work out the way you want them to.... read more..

22 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

480

Quote #2177

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife." - Will Durant read more..

20 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

624

Whenever a week goes by without any hitches, I have learned that something somewhere is wrong. I have lived long enough to realize that problems are a part of life. Most of mine were created by me. I... read more..

20 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6442

Candy Bars

A middle-aged man was waiting for the bus. While he waited, he watched a young boy eat five candy bars, one right after the other. He said to the boy, "Eating all that candy is bad for your health an... read more..

20 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

428

Cybersalt News - April 20, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and happy 31st birthday to my daughter, Esther Bunny! The news today is that Grandma Cybersalt and I are flying to Austin, Texas for JDAY USA (jdayusa.com.) That mea... read more..

19 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

450

One-Liner #1740

Some days you eat salad and work out; some days you have cupcakes and pizza. It's called balance.... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3087

Quantum Date

Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the Ice Cream Parlor, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl, who isn't there, if he can buy her... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4346

Atomic Pun

Two atoms are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!" "Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom, "I'm positive."... read more..

19 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1807

Court Wisdom

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon... read more..

19 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

522

Quote #2176

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them." - Bill Vaughan read more..

15 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

509

Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb

If you came to our parsonage, you would discover all over our property, plants and flowers. Just don’t ask me to identify what they are. I can tell a plant from a flower, but that’s as far as it goes ... read more..

15 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

425

One-Liner #1739

I wish I were a little kid so I can just take a nap and everyone will be proud of me.... read more..

15 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

458

Quote #2175

"Fear of something is at the root of hate for others, and hate within will eventually destroy the hater." - George Washington Carver read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3143

Interview Bloopers

Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees. * A job applicant challenged t... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

4283

April Showers

We all know that April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!... read more..

15 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1749

Newcomers

While serving as church usher, I was carrying out our tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After I returned to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next ... read more..

15 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

435

Cybersalt News - April 16, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I am happy to report that the efforts to bring Pastor Suneel Barkat to church plant in Canada have reached 87.5% of what is required. Please keep praying for God's perfect... read more..

13 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5771

Aunt Karen

The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.... read more..

13 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

560

If Only I Would Take Notes

As a writer, I always have a small notebook in my shirt pocket to take notes when I have an idea. I don’t have too many ideas, so I want to write down any I get so I don’t forget them. That has helped... read more..

13 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

456

Cybersalt News - April 13, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Work, work, work - that's the news around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Today's video share is about a man who went grocery shopping and ended up with a pet - again!Click ... read more..

12 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

421

One-Liner #1738

"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." - Reba McEntire read more..

12 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

351

Quote #2174

"'I am with you always, to the end of the age.' That is a promise you can stake your life on. It is also a challenge: if Jesus himself is 'with you,' what should you be doing? How then should you live read more..

12 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2835

Blood Race

During the time I was a first lieutenant at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in North Carolina, the junior officers challenged the senior officers to see who would donate the most blood. After trying s... read more..

12 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2475

Anti-Gravity

I found a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down!... read more..

12 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2296

Self-Control

I once played golf in a foursome with my Minister. I'm afraid I forgot myself and let loose with some profanity after missing an easy shot. He said, "I've played golf with some of the finest men in o... read more..

09 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

392

Cybersalt News - April 9, 2023

Resurrection Sunday greetings, everyone - the Lord is Risen! Today's video share is a whopper, coming in at 6 hours long, lol! It's a marathon running of Season 1 of "The Chosen." I'm not sure if the... read more..

08 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5095

For Some, Easter is a Hop and a Skip

As may be expected, Easter is one of my favorite holidays. Although I prefer to call it Resurrection Sunday, I am not easily offended by words. Remember the old saying, "Sticks and stones may break yo... read more..

08 Apr

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

416

Rabbit Cheers

Sending you warm Easter wishes … by hare-mail!... read more..

08 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

411

Quote #2173

There is only one secure foundation: a genuine, deep relationship with Jesus Christ, which will carry you through any and all turmoil. No matter what storms are raging all around, you'll stand firm if... read more..

08 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

424

One-Liner #1737

Money talks; chocolate sings!... read more..