2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #450

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Susan Davis

515

Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate Easter

10. You absolutely love the movie, "The Ten Commandments." 9. You look really, really good in yellow. 8. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge read more..

08 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2290

You Ask Why? Faith in Trials

You ask why I follow this Jesus? Why I love Him the way I do When the world's turned away from His teachings And the people who serve Him are few? It's not the rewards I'm after Or gifts that I hope ... read more..

06 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

572

How Old is Too Old

I have never thought too much about my age. After all, you cannot choose when you will be born. Age is just a matter of thinking, and thinking is not my strong suit. I never really thought about bein... read more..

06 Apr

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5966

First Accident Report

Because I was processing my first accident report at the transportation company where I worked, I was being particularly attentive. The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a sever... read more..

06 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

373

Cybersalt News - April 6, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! A big shoutout to Cybersaltine, Rev. B Wannall who, after Sunday's mailing, asked me, "What? Nothing about Palm Sunday?" Funny story: I did not realize it was Palm Sunday l... read more..

05 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

476

Quote #2172

"The strength of patience hangs on our capacity to believe that God is up to something good for us in all our delays and detours." - John Piper, Battling Unbelief: Defeating Sin with Superior Pleasur read more..

05 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

434

One-Liner #1736

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4872

If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, the socket packet pocket has an error to ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2325

Joke Execution

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." - Fred Allen read more..

05 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1795

Touch of Wonder

When I was about 13 and my brother 10, our father promised to take us to the circus. But then at lunchtime there was a phone call--some urgent business that required his attention downtown--and we bra... read more..

02 Apr

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

394

Cybersalt News - April 2, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

671

A Day Trip in the Sissy Van

Last week was the first anniversary of my heart attack. My celebratory plan was to go to McDonald’s for a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a chocolate milkshake. I tried to keep my plan secret, ... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

410

Quote #2171

"To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow." - Audrey Hepburn read more..

01 Apr

One-liners

Susan Davis

421

One-Liner #1735

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he won't expect it back.... read more..

01 Apr

Quotes

Susan Davis

462

Quote #2170

"The life of faith is not a life of mounting up with wings, but a life of walking and not fainting." - Oswald Chambers read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3258

Exercise Routine

Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. *Always ... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2570

Gesundheit 3X

Massachusetts: When a Catholic sneezes three times during the church service.... read more..

01 Apr

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1838

Burning Your Bridges

A hot-headed golfer with a penchant for breaking clubs was playing one day when he came to the 16th hole, where he faced an approach shot across a ravine. He said to his caddie, "What kind of distanc... read more..

30 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

396

Cybersalt News - March 30, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had a really fun night out on Thursday with a friend at the movies. I can't tell you the movie we watched because some people might not be able to bear to know ... read more..

29 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3102

Contempt of Court

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name... read more..

29 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

603

The Epitome of Boredom

I have never considered myself to be boring. I may be boring to other people but not to myself. As you get older, you find out that there are many boring things in this world. When younger, I can't ... read more..

29 Mar

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

612

Fasting

Almost every religion in the world has the concept of fasting. Muslims keep thirsty fasts in the year and Jews keep twenty-two fasts in the year Christians keep forty days of fasti... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9966

Lobster Tails

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to ... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3042

Anti-Virus

I prefer McAfee anti-virus to the other leading software. Oh no! Does that mean I'm anti-Symantec?... read more..

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

29 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1955

Guilt, Breaking The Law, Righteousness, Purity

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. "No," the man replied. "You failed to stop at the stop sign," the cop explained.... read more..

29 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

423

Quote #2169

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." - J. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring read more..

29 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

433

One-Liner #1733

The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal!... read more..

26 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

469

Cybersalt News - March 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Grandma Cybersalt and I had March Break company and our normal routines got moved around and it wasn't until very late on ... read more..

25 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

580

What Would Life Be Without Mistakes?

Let me be clear from the beginning. I have made a lot of mistakes during my life. I have made mistakes that I don’t even know about to this day. Even the ones I do know about, I cannot remember very c... read more..

25 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

477

One-Liner #1734

People know you for what you've done, not what you plan to do.... read more..