2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #480

25 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

4971

Astute Visionaries?

"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."--Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."--Thomas W read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3182

IRS Audit

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Chan, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed t... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1982

Reno Performance

"When the unemployed actor got a job with a demolition company, he finally brought down the house." read more..

19 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

404

Cybersalt News - March 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Yesterday was the first "hey, nice weather is going to come back" reminder nice day this year at Cybersalt World Headquarters. Grandma Cybersalt and I went for a walk (I a... read more..

18 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

425

Quote #2168

"The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone." - Oswald Chambers read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

645

It Was One of Those Naughty Flings

Busy weeks seem quite the norm for me. When I think things have slowed down, I turn a corner and things speed up again. So it seems like I never really get a break. This past week, for instance, was ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8090

Legal Contracts

The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2354

Environmental Studies

"When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A." read more..

18 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1967

Strength and Courage

It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard. It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. ... read more..

18 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

479

One-Liner #1732

Do you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears?... read more..

16 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

446

Cybersalt News - March 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I did get my CT scan late on Monday night at 11:00pm, which was wonderful because I am a night owl and the hospital was pretty much quiet. Thank you for your fun poem, haik... read more..

15 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3435

Country Law

A big city Alberta lawyer went duck hunting in rural Saskatchewan. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fen... read more..

15 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

595

A Trip Around the Whirlwind

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were able to take a well-earned vacation. One of our grandsons graduated from high school in Ohio, and we decided to go and celebrate with him. I... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

727

Medical Poems, Haikus, and Limericks

I (Pastor Tim) was having some health issues so I invited Cybersalt Digest Subscribers to lighten things up by writing a poem, haiku, or limerick with the words diverticulitis, CT scan, and antibiotic... read more..

15 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

436

Quote #2167

"May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back." - Irish blessing read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3511

In Charge

One evening a preschooler, Abby, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Abby asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the ... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2820

Arguing with Baited Breath

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.... read more..

15 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2090

Wisdom, Silence, Age vs. Youth

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very nex... read more..

15 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

471

One-Liner #1731

"You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it." - Jimmy Dean read more..

12 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

405

Cybersalt News - March 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! It's not my goal to permanently turn the news into recurring organ recital about my health, but I must admit that when I am sick I don't feel very creative in my writing. ... read more..

11 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

539

To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option

You would think I would have learned all I needed to learn at my age. However, each day I learn something I did not know the day before. So much of my new learning is still connected to being married ... read more..

11 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

438

Quote #2166

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3268

Plane Pontoons

Tiring of the inconvenience of the drive from airport to country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage. On his next trip,... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3731

Another Atomic Pun

A neutron goes into a bar. The bartender looks him over and says, "Hey, for you: No charge!"... read more..

11 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1697

Miracles

A mother was watching her four year-old son playing outside in a small plastic pool half-filled with water. He was happily walking back and forth across the pool, making big splashes. Suddenly, the l... read more..

11 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

511

One-Liner #1730

The man who moves mountains begins by carrying away small stones.... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

442

Cybersalt News - March 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember how I said I had chills when I was putting last Thursday's mailing together? Well, my doctor called me yesterday and let me know the results of the culture they to... read more..

08 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4937

Lucky, The Guide Dog

"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a darn good guide dog," Ernst Gerber, a dog trainer from Wuppertal told reporters. "He just needs a little brush-up on some elementary skills, t read more..

08 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

581

It Never Dawned on Me Until

I must confess I am too poor to pay attention at this time in my life. I hope one day I will win the lottery and be able to afford to pay attention. But, of course, The Gracious Mistress of the Parson... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2857

Ever Ridden a Honda?

A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't." The... read more..