2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

08 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2754

Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I ... read more..

08 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1845

Rich and Poor

One day a father of a rich family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night on the farm of a very poor family. Wh... read more..

08 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

398

Quote #2165

“It is not our part to master all the tides of the world, but to do what is in us for the succour of those years wherein we are set, uprooting the evil in the fields that we know, so that those who li... read more..

08 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

411

One-Liner #1729

I haven't failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.... read more..

05 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

403

Cybersalt News - March 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! The antibiotics have started to kick in and hopefully that is it for the chills! A friend of mine invited me to attend a ministry gathering last night but I declined becau... read more..

04 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

641

Another Vacation in the Bank

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I arrived home from our vacation late Tuesday afternoon. I’m not one for vacations, but this one was special. Our grandson who lives in Ohio was graduating ... read more..

04 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

431

Quote #2164

"Humans are satisfied with whatever looks good; God probes for what is good." - Solomon, Proverbs read more..

04 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

424

One-Liner #1728

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point ... the glass is refillable.... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3270

Enjoyment of Food

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while... read more..

04 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1991

Anniversaries

“On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.”... read more..

04 Mar

Illustrations

Susan Davis

581

If I Had My Life to Live Over ...

Someone asked me the other day if I had my life to live over would I change anything. My answer was no, but then I thought about it and changed my mind. If I had my life to live over again I would h... read more..

02 Mar

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

462

Cybersalt News - March 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Has the Cybersalt Digest every given you the chills? Because I've got the chills as I put this issue together. I don't know what the bug is I have, but it is bugging me! T... read more..

01 Mar

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

7240

Smoking and Praying

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?" So Jack goes up to the Priest and ask... read more..

01 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

628

I Don't Believe in Karma

Some people believe in karma, but I don’t. Some people believe what you do will come back on you some way or the other. I do believe that everything you do has consequences. Sometimes those consequen... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2905

Sleeping Juror

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."... read more..

01 Mar

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2053

Bugged at Work

"I have a sore throat, Doctor. I ache, I have a fever." "Sounds like a virus." "Everyone in the office has it." "Well then, maybe it's a staff infection." read more..

01 Mar

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2397

15 Exercises We'd Be Better Off Without

~ Jumping on the bandwagon ~ Wading through paperwork ~ Running around in circles ~ Pushing your luck ~ Spinning your wheels ~ Adding fuel to the fire ~ Beating your head against the wall ~ C... read more..

01 Mar

Quotes

Susan Davis

530

Quote #2163

“I cured myself of shyness when it finally occurred to me that people didn't think about me half as much as I gave them credit for. The truth was, nobody gave a damn. Like most teenagers, I was far to... read more..

01 Mar

One-liners

Susan Davis

420

One-Liner #1727

"If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them." - Reese Witherspoon read more..

26 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

570

It Was Another Amateur Run at Chillin’

There are a few things that I am good at, but I can’t recollect them at this point. But I will say there are many things I’m not good at. I think I probably am the king of Amateurism. That being said... read more..

26 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

434

Cybersalt News - February 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Some of you may be receiving a Cybersalt Digest today for the first time in a while. Managing an online newsletter is also a technical endeavor and right now that involves... read more..

$One-Liner #1726$

25 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

509

One-Liner #1726

I can is 100 times more important than IQ.... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3119

Bananas

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once w... read more..

25 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

17230

Bagel Pun

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel? A. You put lox on it.... read more..

25 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2221

Revival

How can we have a revival?" someone ask the great evangelist, Gypsy Smith. The wise old preacher replied, "take a piece of chalk, and draw circle on the floor. Then step inside the circle, and pray: ... read more..

25 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

427

Quote #2162

“Justice is not something God has. Justice is something that God is.” ― A.W. Tozer... read more..

23 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

455

Cybersalt News - February 23, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For years there has been much concern about the health of super models who face constant pressure to lose pounds and stay skinny for showing the latest fashions as they wal... read more..

22 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2400

Hospital Request

When my wife had to rush to the hospital unexpectedly, she asked me to bring her a few items from home. One item on her list was "comfortable underwear." Not sure what she considers comfortable, I as... read more..

22 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

575

I Love My Imperfections

Unlike most people, I love my imperfections; those imperfections of mine do not cause me much trouble. I know most people like to focus on their perfections so that they can impress other people. But... read more..

22 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3279

Getting Younger

Old Sam Johnson goes to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gives him a clean bill of health. "Sam, you're in excellent shape for an ... read more..