Monthly Archive

2023

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

22 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

539

Quote #2161

"To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

22 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

601

One-Liner #1725

If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $6.30 right now.... read more..

22 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2206

Rachel asked her mom for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. Kathy, impressed by her daughter's kindness, gave her the dollar. "There you are Rachel," said Kathy. "But, tell me, isn't ... read more..

19 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

557

Cybersalt News - February 19, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! I was paid a very nice compliment by a client this week. They said, "You are absolutely A-1 in our book! Thank you so very much for all your hard work! We aren't your... read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

724

4 min read

Splish Splash, I Forgot to Take A Bath

If you had the opportunity to speak to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, she would probably tell you that one of my strengths is forgetting. I'm not sure how far into the subject she would get. ... read more..

18 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

585

Quote #2160

“One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organization do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team.” - A. W. Tozer... read more..

18 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

513

One-Liner #1724

Want to know what worry really is? A waste of time.... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6097

Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support Line

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for... read more..

18 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2841

Don't Get Permanently Pressed

Washable: What a cowboy does very carefully... read more..

18 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1996

Obedience, Ten Commandments

Pa and Ma were at church, and as they were leaving the minister said, "Pa, I wish we'd see you here more than twice a year!" Pa said, "Ya, I know, but at least we keep the ten commandments." The min... read more..

16 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3238

Kill The Umpire

During a baseball game, a woman kept shouting threats at the umpire. No matter what happened on the field, she constantly yelled, "Kill the umpire!" This went on for an hour. "Lady," a nearby fan fi... read more..

16 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

788

4 min read

Who’s Really in Charge?

Living in the country, our family did not have a television in our home. Unfortunately, most people in our neighborhood did not have a television. That was just normal. Somehow we managed to entertai... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

3678

Lawnyer

When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked abou... read more..

16 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2869

Marriage License

Wanting to be married, a couple came to the county courthouse in Virginia where I work. But they accidentally walked up to the offices where hunting licenses are sold. "We're from out of state," said... read more..

16 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2159

Weather Attack

It rained so hard here last night our whole town flooded. The entire city was taken by storm.... read more..

16 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

554

Cybersalt News - February 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have a question for you that probably sounds like something your mother once asked you, "If 244 people jumped off a bridge would you jump too?" In today's video share you... read more..

15 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

654

4 min read

Nothing Like An Old Fashion Scam

Scams have become the norm of our culture today. If it weren’t for Alexander Graham Bell, we wouldn’t have all of these scams today. Thanks Alex. These scams go from car warranties to Medicare benefi... read more..

15 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

596

Quote #2159

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell read more..

15 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

570

One-Liner #1723

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.... read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

560

Cybersalt News - February 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Thanks to Cybersaltine, Linda F, for catching that the student in the item "Gullibiity" started out as a she and ended up as a he. I wasn't sure which to correct so I Goog... read more..

11 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

725

4 min read

How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee?

I will be the first to confess that I love my coffee, especially in the morning. When anybody asks how much coffee is enough, I usually say, “Just one more cup.” My day cannot get started until I’ve ... read more..

11 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

545

Quote #2158

"We wrong those near us in being independent of them. God himself would not be happy without his Son. We ought to lean on each other, giving and receiving - not as weaklings, but as lovers. Love is st read more..

11 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

594

One-Liner #1722

I'm gonna spend Valentine's Day with my ex... Box 360.... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3330

Ancient Love Story

Archaeologists will date any old thing.... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6850

2 min read

Goober Love Poem

Collards is green my dog's name is Blue and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move l... read more..

09 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5338

Minister's Dentures

This minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on... read more..

09 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

595

Cybersalt News - February 9, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know which is the most amazing thing about today's video share - the size of this train layout, the number of glasses used to play this song, or the amount of work ... read more..

08 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

554

Quote #2157

"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right." - Abraham Lincoln read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5353

Employee of the Month

Chuck Rogers, a self employed marketing consultant, has won his company's 'Employee of the Month Award' for a record 23 months in a row. Said Rogers, "I began the award program nearly two years ago wh... read more..

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2358

Apartment Sharing

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could you consider them as your ruminates?... read more..

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