2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

08 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2243

Apartment Sharing

If you're sharing an apartment with a sheep and a cow could you consider them as your ruminates?... read more..

08 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1797

Did you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one? I received one recently from a friend through an e-mail. Here's what it said: The word "HELLO" means: H = How are you? E = Everything all rig... read more..

08 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

446

One-Liner #1721

250 pounds here on Earth is only 94.5 pounds on Mercury. I'm not fat, I'm just not on the right planet.... read more..

05 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

432

Cybersalt News - February 5, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Things are going well around Cybersalt World headquarters, although I do have a bit of an issue with one project I manage for a very large client. All was going well until... read more..

04 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

623

An Apple Fritter on My Mind

The last few weeks have been rather hectic, and I’ve struggled to keep up with everything. If it weren’t for The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, I probably would not have gotten where I am today. ... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3050

Grandma and God

My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2645

Arrest Report

A fellow is walking down the street, and is accosted by a policeman. After brief questioning, the gentleman is arrested. On facing the Magistrate, the policeman's statement is as follows, "Your Honou... read more..

04 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1868

Sponges, Christian Testimony

Here are 5 sponges laying on your kitchen counter top. Each member of your family has been cleaning up different areas of your home, but all the sponges look the same. You are curious as to what was c... read more..

04 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

334

One-Liner #1720

Hearing problems run in my family on my mother's side; both my father and my step-father were deaf on my mother's side.... read more..

03 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

393

Quote #2156

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

02 Feb

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3254

Airliner Tantrum

As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does... read more..

02 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

805

Angels Do Play Harps and I Have Proof

A few weeks ago, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came to me with a question. I'm always very cautious whenever that happens because it could be a trap. "Next Saturday I have to go and pick up ... read more..

02 Feb

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

427

Cybersalt News - February 2, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is a new article by Rev. Suneel Barkat on the Cybersalt site today (link below!) Thanks again to Walter M. for helping him polish it following translation from Urdu. ... read more..

01 Feb

Suneel Barkat

Rev. Suneel Barkat

688

Power of Prayer

Prayer is the most important part of the Christian life. Prayer was also an important part of Jesus’ life, and prayer is the backbone of the Christian life. We cannot survive without p... read more..

01 Feb

Quotes

Susan Davis

520

Quote #2155

"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, 'All right then, have it your way.'" - C. S. Lewis read more..

01 Feb

One-liners

Susan Davis

501

One-Liner #1719

The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4424

CIA, FBI & LAPD

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He rel... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5520

Antenna Pun

Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.... read more..

01 Feb

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1837

Gullibility

A freshman Nathan Zohner, a 14-year-old student at Eagle Rock Junior High School, won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair. In his project she urged people to sign a petition deman... read more..

29 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

421

Cybersalt News - January 29, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Guess who hired Grandma Cybersalt to help catch up on getting James Snyder's God's Penman articles finalized on the site and in the newsletter? That's right - me! Susan wo... read more..

28 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

596

Have Nose, Will Snore

Having been married as long as The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and myself, there are very few things we disagree about. I run by the idea, “Do you want to be happy, or do you want to be right?... read more..

28 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

519

Quote #2154

"If God had a refrigerator, your picture would b e on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every Spring and a sunrise every morning ... Face it, friend. He is crazy read more..

28 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

418

One-Liner #1718

"No comment" is a comment. - George Carlin read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2985

Carry a Flashlight

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5845

Another Bull Pun

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand ... read more..

28 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1775

Stewardship, Sacrifice, Worship

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. T... read more..

26 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

434

Cybersalt News - January 26, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Unfortunately, I don't have time to write any news for today because I'm taking part in a new fad that everybody seems to be getting into: I am going through my whole... read more..

25 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

5604

Would You Remarry?

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "... read more..

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

25 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

682

Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report?

Every week comes and goes, and some go faster than others. Such was last week. It started pretty well, but then everything went downhill. I had my semiannual doctor's visit. After all, he has kids t... read more..

25 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

454

Quote #2153

"You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." - Mandy Hale read more..