2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

03 Dec

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

372

Cybersalt News - December 3, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a special treat last night - and we didn't even have to leave the sidewalk in front of Cybersalt World Headquarters! For many years a ligh... read more..

02 Dec

One-liners

Susan Davis

386

One-Liner #1789

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict; so I'm going home for the hollandaise.... read more..

02 Dec

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

5172

California

California does have its faults.... read more..

02 Dec

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2343

A Birthday Celebration Invitation

You are cordially invited to A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!! Guest of Honor: Jesus Christ Date: Every day. Traditionally, December 25 but He's always around, so the date is flexible. Time: Whenever you'... read more..

02 Dec

Quotes

Susan Davis

476

Quote #2221

"The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson." - Unknown read more..

02 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3605

Ancestry

The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party. "My ancestry goes back all the way to Alexander the Great," said Christine. She then turned to Miriam and asked, "How far back does your... read more..

26 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

856

How Much Is Laughter Really Worth?

Of all the things I prioritize in my life, laughter is at the top of the list. I appreciate laughter more than any other thing. Some people get paid for their jokes, while others pay mightily. I am i... read more..

26 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

371

Cybersalt News - November 26, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! With less than one month to go until Christmas day Grandma Cybersalt and I have yet to unpack any of our decorations. But I think today is the day when we will get much of... read more..

25 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

412

Quote #2224

"The enemy knows your name, but calls you by your sin. God knows your sin, but calls you by your name." - Unknown read more..

25 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

383

One-Liner #1788

I can't keep calm; I'm Scottish!... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6184

Beware of Bread

A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, i... read more..

25 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2173

Be Good

A mother was dropping her son off at a friend's house. She said to him, "Will you be good while Mommy's gone?" The boy replied, "If you give me a dollar!" His mother shook her head and said to him,... read more..

25 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1703

Denominations

This past Saturday I took my three children to the zoo. My middle child was busy explaining about all the animals to her younger sister. Being the know-it-all she is at the age of five she was telli... read more..

23 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

380

Cybersalt News - November 23, 2023

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt returned on Saturday evening to find house and husband intact! Today's video share shows the making of a huge piece of pottery that takes 3 men to sc... read more..

22 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

6687

Turkey Hunting

Some people REALLY love Christmas. Me, I love Thanksgiving. Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving. Man, you should have seen ... read more..

22 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2672

Before and After Thankfulness

When I was younger, I remember receiving the inevitable homework assignment to write an essay on "something I am thankful for." Then I'd spend a lot of time sitting in my room trying to figure out jus... read more..

22 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

410

Quote #2223

"Healing also means taking an honest look at the role you play in your own suffering." - Unknown read more..

22 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

14258

Turkey Puns

The following is especially foul - even for this list! "TALKING TURKEY" What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble?" ....... Not always! What does ... A jewelry-lovin' turkey: "Bauble bau... read more..

22 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

714

Another Turkey in the Oven

What would Thanksgiving be without a turkey? I read somewhere that over 45 million turkeys are purchased during the Thanksgiving holiday. I’m unsure if that’s correct, but I believe it comes close to ... read more..

18 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

391

One-Liner #1787

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion. But doesn't.... read more..

16 Nov

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3407

What's Your Religion?

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there'... read more..

16 Nov

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1700

Heaven

My friend's 5 year old granddaughter looked at the stars one night and exclaimed, "God's home! All his lights are on!"... read more..

16 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

324

Quote #2222

"When God put a calling on your life He already factored in your stupidity." - Unknown read more..

16 Nov

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2044

Grocery Getter

Cereal killer caught while cashing victim's Chex.... read more..

16 Nov

One-liners

Susan Davis

496

One-Liner #1786

When you die, people cry and beg for you to come back but when you do, there's the running and the screaming...... read more..

16 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5136

Amateur Photographer

An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends, and he took along a few pictures to show to them. The hostess looked at the photos and commented, "These are very good! You must have a goo... read more..

16 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

382

Cybersalt News - November 16, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is still away and I am still keeping myself alive at home. I haven't even needed to go to McDonalds yet! Speaking of which, today's video share is a... read more..

12 Nov

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

368

Cybersalt News - November 12, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Today marks the beginning of repeating a science experiment to see if I can keep myself alive for a week while Grandma Cybersalt is away at 2 conferences. Fortunately, Cos... read more..

11 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

756

Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee

Driving home from a luncheon with friends, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage asked me a stunning question. She is a specialist regarding questions I can’t answer. I am trying to evade her questi... read more..

11 Nov

Quotes

Susan Davis

421

Quote #2220

"In all my years of pastoring, I have learned this lesson: A person's spiritual maturity is not truly visible until they DON'T get their way. Then you see the real person." - Erik Reed read more..