2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #600

25 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

445

One-Liner #1717

I got to the office earlier and switched the M and N keys on every keyboard I could. Some in my office will say that I am a monster, but others will say that I am a nomster!... read more..

25 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3025

"Jill," a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, "do you mind telling me whose class you're cutting this time?" "Like," the young teen replied, "uh, see, okay, like it's like I really don't li read more..

25 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

11701

Anniversary Pun

On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present.... read more..

25 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1605

Taxes

Tax his cow, tax his goat; Tax his pants, tax his coat. Tax his crop, tax his work; Tax his ties, tax his shirt. Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxing is no joke. Tax his tractor, tax his mul... read more..

22 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

451

Cybersalt News - January 22, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone! Grandma Cybersalt and I are feeling so much better! Around Thursday, we both turned a corner and we're feeling more and more normal each day! In fact, I think we're pretty... read more..

21 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

501

One-Liner #1716

"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain." - Graham Norton read more..

21 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

462

Quote #2152

"Think about your legacy, because you're writing it every day." - Gary Vaynerchuk read more..

21 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5536

The FBI Orders Pizza

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of... read more..

21 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2023

No Lion

"At the awards show, the movie star's new and outrageous hairdo became the mane attraction." read more..

21 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1790

Keeping Up Appearances

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friends to dinner, and while they were sitting at the table, one of the friends told a fu... read more..

19 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

415

Cybersalt News - January 19, 2023

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Have you ever walked into a room and felt invisible? Today's video share shows what that might look like if you were an invisible rocket! Just remember that Red = Kero... read more..

18 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

19884

Cannibal Canoe

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in... read more..

18 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

443

Quote #2151

"I prefer winter and Fall, when you feel the bone structure of the landscape - the loneliness of it, the dead feeling of winter. Something waits beneath it, the whole story doesn't show." - Andrew Wy read more..

18 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

460

One-Liner #1715

I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3416

How Did You Get Me?

A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you kn... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2268

He Does; He Done

"Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." read more..

18 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1598

Failure, School, Report Cards

A professional athlete hit the ceiling when his nine year old son brought home a failing report card. "Well, Dad," explained the youngster, "lets' not say that I flunked. Lets' just say they failed t... read more..

15 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

415

Cybersalt News - January 15, 2023

Sunday greetings from cough central, where Grandma Cybersalt and I continue to make slow, steady progress in getting better. Today's video share is of a place that is pretty far out - well, pre... read more..

14 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

483

Quote #2150

"Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer." - Anita Krizan read more..

14 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

463

One-Liner #1714

"You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness!" - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5805

What's for Dinner?

Can't eat beef......mad cow. Can't eat chicken...... bird flu. Can't eat eggs..... possible Salmonella. Can't eat pork.....fears that bird flu will infect piggies. Also trichinosis. Can't eat fish... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2064

Animal Voices

"Doc, I can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head." "Well, don't worry," said the doctor. "You're just having Disney spells." read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1867

Humanism, Socialism

Leon Blum, the former Socialist Premier of France, once met David Ben Gurion. He introduced himself this way, "I had better tell you right away, Mr. Ben Gurion, that I am a humanist first, a socialist... read more..

14 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1709

Health Priorities

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-ray... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

453

Cybersalt News - January 12, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's mailing is brought to you by the letters R, S and V. That's right, our doctor figures that on the heals of recovering from the flu we caught RSV. Grandma Cybersalt ... read more..

11 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3607

Expensive Cosmetics

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly,... read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5143

Family Loop

Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughterWith flowing hair of red.My father fell in love with her,And soon the two we... read more..

08 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

394

Cybersalt News - January 8, 2023

Sunday greetings! Just when Grandma Cybersalt and I thought we were getting better, we have either caught a new bug or been rebugged. So to limit your exposure to whichever it is, today's new i... read more..

07 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

431

One-liner #1713

Don't ask a girl where she wants to go for dinner ... tell her to guess where you're taking her to eat, and then take her to her first guess!... read more..

07 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

448

Quote #2149

Until the lion learns to write, every story will glorify the hunter. - An African Proverb.... read more..