2023 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Television Bloopers - British Style

"Liz Taylor is recovering in hospital after having had a benign tuna removed from just behind her right ear." Capital Radio Peter Snow: "In a sense, Deng Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" read more..

07 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2323

Animal Characteristics

Some farmers were standing around shooting the breeze one day when the topic came around to animals and their distinguishing traits. The group agreed that the dog was probably the most loyal animal a... read more..

07 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1815

The Marbles, Kind Deeds

During the waning years of the depression in a small southeastern Idaho community, I used to stop by Brother Miller's roadside stand for farm-fresh produce as the season made it available. Food and mo... read more..

05 Jan

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3472

Letter to Paleoanthropology Division

-Paleoanthropology Division Smithsonian Institute 207 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20078 Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next t read more..

05 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

414

Cybersalt News - January 5, 2022

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have been saving a treat for all of us for this first Chicken Thursday of 2023. A few months ago I found a chicken live stream! But here is the deal - it's not alway... read more..

04 Jan

One-liners

Susan Davis

473

One-Liner #1712

My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.... read more..

04 Jan

Quotes

Susan Davis

554

Quote #2148

"Be grateful to God, every year you live." - Lailah Gifty Akita read more..

04 Jan

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2793

Animal Bites

The African chieftain was so merciful that, when he ascended to power, he forbade the killing of all animals. Not long thereafter, the lion and cheetah population began to get out of hand, and, starvi... read more..

04 Jan

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1934

Perspective, Choices

Today I woke up early, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have... read more..

04 Jan

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

4910

Christmas Treats

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I g read more..

01 Jan

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

480

Cybersalt News - January 1, 2023

Sunday greetings, everyone, and Happy New Year! Grandma Cybersalt and I wish you the happiest 2023 and pray for God's richest blessing upon you and yours. May the power and peace of Jesus be seen at ... read more..